CheshireGirl0913: Hello fanfictioners! Lately, I've been seeing a lot of character interviews, and I've noticed that there isn't one for one particular story. Please welcome… the cast of Alice in Wonderland!

(lights come up on the colorful characters)

Alice: (gazing around the soundstage) How very curious….

Mad Hatter: (noticing there's only water) Where's my tea?

Dormouse: (laying his head on the Mad Hatter's shoulder) Zzzzzzzz…huh…zzzzzzz.

Queen of Hearts: He's always asleep! Off with his head!

King of Hearts: But my dear, the Executioner isn't here yet.

Queen of Hearts: (quietly to the King) Remind me to have it done later….

CG: (to the Mad Hatter) You know he'll have to wake up at some point, right?

March Hare: (pulling a hammer from out of nowhere) I'll take care of him!

CG: (grabbing the hammer) NO! We don't need any of that!

Tweedledum: Besides, if he's asleep he can't answer the question, nohow!

Tweedledee: Contrariwise, unless he answers in his sleep!

Duchess: (turning to the Gryphon) Wake up, you lazy thing! (Gryphon shoots up from his seat and sits down)

Cook: (stirring a pot she brought for some apparent reason) PEPPER!

(Everyone except for the Cook, starts sneezing)

Duchess: And the moral of that is-.

CG: We don't want to know. (Seeing that the Mock Turtle is crying his eyes out) No offense, but you can't answer any questions either if you continue to cry like this.

Mock Turtle: (inbetween sobs) I was once a real turtle!

CG: None of that again, Mock! Telling your life story may take up the entire interview! So let's save it until someone asks, okay? *sniffs* Why do I smell cherries?

Queen of Hearts: I just made some cherry tarts. I'll eat them after the interview.

Knave of Hearts: (glances at the Queen and sneaks off)

Caterpillar: (looking at Alice) Who are you?

Alice: (annoyed) Must you ask every time you see me? I'm Alice!

CG: (looking around) Okay it looks like everyone is here, except…. Hey, where's the White Rabbit and the Cheshire Cat?

White Rabbit: (running on) I'm sorry, miss! I hope I'm not late!

CG: No, you're fine, White. But can someone tell me where Cheshire Cat is?

Cheshire Cat: (appearing from nowhere behind the host) Right here!

CG: (screams) Seriously, Chess? Did you really need to do that?

Cheshire Cat: Maybe…. (flashes a smile)

CG: Don't start, otherwise I'll get a headache from you long before this interview is over. (turning to the audience) So, before we waste anymore time-.

Mad Hatter: (excited) Time is here? (starts looking around) Where?

White Rabbit: Time? (looks at his watch) Oh dear, I'm late! (jumps up from his seat and runs out of the soundstage)

CG: Anyway, feel free to ask these odd- (gets glares from the Queen and King), oddly wonderful cast of characters, questions. I only ask that you please don't try and ask explicitly inappropriate questions. (silently so that only the audience can hear) It's crazy enough here already. (normal voice) Now, if you'll please excuse me, I should probably go find the White Rabbit. (gets up to leave)

Alice: (standing up) Can I come?

CG: No, you got into enough trouble the last time. (Alice crosses her arms angrily and sits down as the host runs to find the White Rabbit)

A/N: Just so I can clarify, you can ask questions based on previous movie adaptations (ex. The Tim Burton version) & fanfics (you hear that
WCMI fans? ;D ). I will also invite characters from other Wonderland-related stories, if necessary.

Disclaimer: I DON'T OWN ANYTHING! All of the characters belong to Lewis Carroll/Charles Dodgson.

Get ready, folks, this is about to be one crazy trip down the rabbit hole!