Summery: Shikamaru is looking back at his life thinking of what he wanted then and what he has now. You won't know who he is pairing with until the end!
Warning: I'm not a native speaker-so my English isn't perfect; if you'll see any mistakes you think should be fixed either tell me in a review or PM-if any one wants to bate this story is welcome!
Note: all quotes in italics are taken from Vol.14 ch.119
Declaiming: not mine…
Than and Now
I was going to be a so-so ninja and earn an ok salary…
Well-that didn't exactly worked as I planed-being the chief adviser of the 6th isn't what I would called a job for a so-so ninja. Moreover the fact that the so called 6th is unpredictable, energetic blond bomb-doesn't exactly give me anytime to rest. At least my salary is good…
Marry a regular girl who's being neither a beauty nor a hag…
Well I got half of my wish-she's no hag, that for sure…she is a beauty-beyond that; and no it's not because I'm he husband-I see how other men watch her, wanting her-my life couldn't just be easy-doesn't it?
Have two kids, first a girl than a boy…
I did get my wish-only I get it in the some time-twins: my oldest a girl (who's according to my mother look just like me) and her younger brother (who looks like his mother) by five minutes…
…than I'd retire
Not going to happen-not with the current 6th, maybe the 7th would give me a break…
…when my oldest girl got married and my son becomes independent…
it turns out my little girl get her mother independence gene, and was out of the house as soon as she become a jounin (she still come home for dinner when she's not on a mission). My son on the other hand, although also has he's own independence gene, has also become a somewhat mommy-boy. And no I don't mean in the cry-baby time-it's worst! He gets it to his head that he had to protect her (which my wife find very amusing) and follow her around most of the time he doesn't have a mission…he's never going to leave home! My wife in the meantime says it only going to least until he'll meet the right woman (or man)-he's already in his 20's-I don't care-I want him out! Or at least not following my wife everywhere-I can do it!
…after that I'd play shogi and go all day long, living a relaxed and easy life
Yeah-that not going to happen…I still play shogi and go with my daughter (who's took a liking to the game) and sometimes my wife and son play a game. As for my relaxed and easy life-well, I've come to accept that this isn't going to happen-at least not for a very, very, very long time.
Well that what you get when you'll decide to marry a blond woman who goes by the name Naruto (who's also our current 6th)!
Fin
A/N: so who did you like the twist? So before any of you starting to throw rotten tomatoes let me explain of a few things:
1-This is not supposed to be according to canon! So Naruto isn't really a female-so what! In this story he she is-so deal!
2- Also I made Naruto a girl because I though it would be funnier this way
3- For a while it been my guilty pleasure paring-so I had to write something…
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Criticism is welcome, flaming will be used to fry my eggs…