a/n well this is my last attempt at writing a story that doesn't totally suck monkey snot. This only has one chapter and probably not that many words so no need to worry about you having to read too much for you have to relies on how horrible this is. Have a good day and have tissues ready for when your eyes start to bleed. Thank you.

It was a normal day in the super rich school Ouran high school. We go into the Third music room where the Host club normally is. Today seems to be different. How about we take a peek on what is going on right now.

"HHHHAAAAAARRRRUUUUUUUHHHHHIIIIIIIIII" Shouted a hyper second year high school student. He is the King/Lord of the Host club. "Tamaki-senpi, would you please let go of me. I really need to study and get this over with." Said our favorite cross-dresser Haruhi. "But Haruhi those two homo twins are trying to touch you in your no-no places." Tamaki insisted. "Load, were weren't doing anything to her," Two voices said "we just gave Haruhi a hug. What is so wrong with that?" The twins asked with their heads tipped to the sides.

"Tama-chan, my bunny and I think that you are over reacting to this." Said a cute short child holding a bunny. "ah" Said the cute kid's counterpart. "But Mori, Hunny they were holding Haruhi with a intent in their eyes. I could see it and it was bad." Tamaki whined. "Tamaki-senpi I really think you should be a little bit more quite, Kyouya is trying to sleep and I don't think it would be too wise to wake him up right now." Haruhi said in a hushed voice.

You see you would never want to wake the shadow king when he is trying to sleep after he stayed up all night trying to get everything back into place after Hunny's sudden sugar craving and then ate up every bit of sweets in the host club. "grumble grumble" came from the lump on the couch. Everyone in the host club froze. Unsure of what was to come next they all got ready to hide at the slightest bit of movement from their shadow king. When nothing came they all let out a breath they didn't know they were holding.

"See our Lord you almost woke up Kyouya-senpi. That would not have been good at all" said Kaoru and Hikaru in unison again. "Tama-chan you should try to be a little bit quieter next time" whispered Hunny. Mori just nodded along in what Hunny had to say. "BUT WHAT IF THOSE TWO TRY TO TOUCH MY PRESIOUS DAUGHTER AGAIN?!?" Tamaki screamed making the windows shake with the sound of his voice.

Tamaki shivered as he felt a cold presence near him. That could only mean one thing. Tamaki slowly turned around to see the one and only shadow king of the host club Kyouya. "Tamaki would you shut up I do not need to be woken up or there will be problems with us." Kyouya said in a voice that could freeze the sun if it was the one in question. "BUT MOMMY OUR DAUGHTER WAS BEING HELD BY THESE TWO MONGROLES THEY SHOULD BE YELLED AT AN" Tamaki was cut off by the book that had found the way to his face.

As we slowly walk away from the mess that is happening now that includes Tamaki, Kyouya, and many pointy and sharp things plus books. We find out that it is in fact not wise to wake up Kyouya when he is trying to sleep.

A/n Well I know that it sucks but hey it was the best I could do in one class period. I know that is sucks so you don't have to review if you don't want to. As you can see there is no pairings here so I just hope anyone who reads this will be ok with it. Sorry that I couldn't come up with anything better than this so yeah. Oh and I hope that you also didn't lose too much blood from your eyes and that the tissues helped. Well Ja-Ne

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