Ok so umm thanks too wingless angel for the support and ideas but I ship 76Mercy but I have to respect all of the obvious stuff between her and Genji. The idea of him dying I personally think he will make it until him and Reaper work together to save everyone. Then there will be a bad-ass final stand Alamo style. That's how I see him going out. Not in an alley against a street gang.
I did like an idea I'm going to be using in this short so here it is.
Chapter one_ Stand off with death
Reaper. He was here, In Dorado. Why didn't I ever get a day to myself where I could smoke a Cuban and have a few drinks? Even on Christmas, the birthday of Jesus Christ I got in a fight with Sombra. I can't even take a train ride without people ruining it for me. Right back to the story…
So there I was in a standoff between Reaper and I. There were two hundred Talon agents… No they were two thousand! And all of them had me in their sights. So I drained my glass of 'El Amor del Diablo' and drew my peacemaker. As I drew I unloaded all six bullets each one killing ten Talon agents no Twenty! All in flash too fast for them to see then I dropped my flash bang and dove for cover. In the face of overwhelming power your average man would be driven by fear and lash out. But I Jesse McCree was fearless. I reloaded my peacemaker and tore through another sixty men this time only using three bullets.
Tracer interrupted stopping him "You goat-faced liar-" McCree hushed her. "Calm down little missy, McCree will never overstate his already vast Greatness." McCree continued with his 'story'.
They tried to shoot me dead they did, but I was too quick for them. I ran through the back of the saloon and ran next door to the undertaker. He was nailing a coffin shut with one of my assalent's bodies still warm inside. He asked me how many coffins he would need, and I said "two thousand" he looked at me like I was preaching the gospel backwards. He said. "You don't stand a chance against that many" I said. "Maybe you're right but I will not go back to my mama and tell her I ran away."
Hanzo stopped him "Wait, why were you at a bar for Christmas instead of being with your mother?" Genji rose his hand saying "I would like to know how you outran almost two thousand people shooting at you, and how you killed 10 people with one bullet six times in a row, and did you stop to count?"
This was raising all sorts of questions. McCree hushed all of them, Drew his peacemaker and gestured to ten McDonalds toys of Tracer lined up along the coffee table he pointed his gun at the first one's head at point blank range and fired. The bullet blew through its first target and it reflected off of the bullet proof glass that made up the tabletop and destroyed its other nine targets. McCree holstered his gun asking. "Any further questions?" The room was silent. McCree continued his story.
There I was in the undertaker's place of business, I reloaded my pistol and kicked the door open. I Yelled "Who wants a piece of me?" all six thousand of them, I lit a cigar and a stick o dynamite took a puff and threw it at Reaper. He kicked it behind him onto the a water tower with out even realizing it. that water tower exploded and wiped the street clean of Talon, except for Reaper, he had went wraith mode and put a gun up to my head. he asked me If I was feeling lucky. I said. " I was born lucky."
76 stopped him. "What the heck are you even talking about?" McCree shrugged. "My famous duel with death himself, that lives in legend." 76 just asked "So what happened next?" McCree cleared his throat.
I said I was born lucky. Then I put my peacemaker to his throat and said " are you feeling lucky, cause I don't play fair" at our feet were five more sticks of dynamite and i had just lit them by dropping my cigar. he said he didn't play fair either. he went wraith mode and took off through the street and into the post office. I picked up the bundle of dynamite and threw it in the door after him, and right before the doors closed I shot the dynamite and the post office went up in flames. Moments later I was surrounded by Talon agents. I pulled my peacemaker and I lit up the night sky taking only one bullet for 37 of them. then I got on my horse and rode off into the sunset.
The End
Tracer was the first to speak. "You don't have a horse" the second was . "you're so cool" Hanzo got up asking. "Were did you get the dynamite ?" Genji wasn't convinced either. he put a sword to the cowboy's throat. "You did not kill 37 people with one bullet." McCree put his hands up "ok it took four calm down." 76 pulled Genji away. "The whole story is a lie" McCree looked hurt "I did not lie, I met up with Junkrat and Roadhog that night and lassoed a tornado the next morning ask em they'll tell you every word is true." Junkrat nodded furiously.
Thank you all for reading!
Another shout out to wingless angel for the story idea I hope you like what I did with it. If you see any spelling or grammar gone wrong please know I wrote this in less than an hour.