Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto, i own Britni and Sayward
secondly, no, Naruto and Sasuke aren't the main characters, but they will be a future pairing of the story. please read on though! i swear this isn't about 2 annoying fangirls! they're just the greatest people ever that happen to really like the japo version of Naruto, so please enjoy!
Britni leaned against the kitchen counter as she dipped a spoon into a tub of ice cream. Sayward kicked open the bathroom door, still dancing to the music blasting from her "shower party." She skipped over to Britni, singing into a hair brush, in hopes that the blonde would sing with her. To her dismay, the blonde just stood there, staring out into space.
"Brit!" the brunette whined, "come on! Aren't you gonna sing with me?" Britni smiled,
"Yeah, I was just thinking."
"You were just thinking?"
"Yes. I was thinking about Naruto. Our new DVD case for the show is supposed to be coming today."
Oh yeah, that's right. Well, ya know tha..." At that moment the song on the stereo changed to the girls' all time favorite, "You Spin Me" by Dead or Alive. The girls looked at each other. Britni threw her spoon in the sink and followed Sayward to the livingroom to dance. Both just broke out into dancing, although it wasn't very good dancing. But the girls didn't care, they went wild until they heard a knock on the door. "That's prolly our DVDs!" Sayward yelled over the music. The two sixteen year olds skipped over to the door in excitement. They opened it, but instead of finding there usual mail guy, they found a boy holding bright yellow flyers.
"Hey there," the blonde began, "um, can we help you?" The boy looked up at the girls cheerfully and replied,
"Why yes actually. I'm part of the East Ridge Science-nauts." He pulled out two flyers from the pile and handed them to the girls. "Ever hear of Cecily's comet? It only passes by Earth's orbit every eighty-three years. To get a clear view of it, we need all the lights in town to be turned off at eight o' clock. Would you ladies be willing to participate?"
"Sure kid," Sayward answered. "When is the comet actually coming?"
"Around eight o' seven, but we wanted to make sure that all the lights were out before hand."
"Cool, well our lights will be out then." Both girls turned and walked back into the house. "Eighty-three years he said til it passes by again. We should go out on the roof and watch this sucker! I mean, all our lights will have to be off anyways, why not just see the comet, ya know."
"Sounds good to me! Three hours til it'll be here, you wanna just grab the stereo from the bathroom and head up to the roof now?"
"Alrighty then." Sayward headed to the bathroom to retrieve her CD player while Britni went outside to their garage to find a ladder. Then they both walked out onto the balcony of the beach house and placed the ladder carefully against the wall. After Britni was on the roof, Sayward handed her the stereo and then climbed up on the roof herself. Soon they found the perfect spot to set everything, and for the next three hours they danced, sang, and held discussions of Naruto.
Almost being time now, Britni and Sayward were now laying down on the roof, still listening to music of course.
"Hey Sayward, can you go to 'Dream a Dream' please? I love that song! It's always made me think about some damsel in distress getting kidnaped by the gayest villain ever, and then some prince charming coming to save the day!"
"Haha, yeah, I'm getting a picture of this. Sasuke is the damsel, Orochimaru the villain, and Naruto the hero, even though we all know that he's uke to Sasuke." The girls laughed. Britni sat up and pointed at the huge fire ball soaring by them.
"There it is," she said. "Cecily's comet! This is so cool!" Sayward now sat up and held on to her knees. Slowly the comet was getting out of sight. Sayward tried to get back on the subject of Naruto.
"Yeah, I wish there was a way to meet Naruto, and everyone else in the show! That would be so awesome!" All of a sudden the CD player was acting up. It was skipping through songs and now beginning to smoke. The two girls got up to unplug it but...
Britni's stomach grumbled. She yawned and stretched out, then slowly opened her eyes. Her vision was a bit blurry, so she almost laughed when she thought that the pink-haired girl looking down at her was animated. Her vision came to focus now, but the girl still looked animated. Britni sat up fast, but clenched on to her tummy just as quickly. She was severely bruised. She looked up at the figures surrounding her. There was now a masked man crouched down staring at her worriedly. As soon as she realized who the figures were, she got a little freaked out. She couldn't find any words to say but eventually managed to cough up,
"Kakashi, eh Sakura?" The two figures then looked shocked. Sakura grabbed for her kunai and pointed it at the blonde's neck. Britni attempted to say something in her defense but was interrupted.
"Hiii Sachra-chan!" Sakura turned and lowered her weapon. Britni analyzed the speaker and found him to be familiar as well. It was the ever-popular Sasuke, and following not far behind him was Naruto, carrying a stack of papers. Kakashi walked over to the raven-haired boy. As the two talked, Britni began to examine this new, animated world. She turned to see if Sayward was there, but what Britni found next to her, only looked like Sayward. It too was animated. She went to touch the figure when the hand she pulled in front of her was also animated. Her eyes grew big as she began to scan and examine her own body. It was the strangest phenomenon she had ever experienced. Britni again tried to touch the figure next to her. It in fact was Sayward. The brunette girl yawned and stretched as Britni had earlier.
"Um, Sayward ... before you open your eyes, I think there is something I should tell you..." Barely paying any attention to what Britni just told her, Sayward opened her eyes. Her eyes grew big and she somewhat screamed, causing all of team seven to stare at the two girls. Sayward sat up and placed one hand on her head, she had a splitting headache. She moaned,
"What is this? Where are we? How'd we..."
"I don't know!" Britni interrupted. "I don't know, but we're both animated, bruised, and over there is like the cast of 'Naruto'." With that said, Sayward couldn't help but look. To her shock, it really was the cast of 'Naruto.' Sasuke and Kakashi were talking, Naruto stood behind Sasuke holding a pile of papers, and Sakura was next to Kakashi. Sayward couldn't believe it! She screamed again, "Ooooh!" She again had the group stare at her. Sasuke said something to Kakashi, then he motioned to Naruto for the boy to follow him as he walked towards Britni and Sayward. He spoke, but neither of the girls understood him. It was Japanese. The girls just kind of stared at each other. Sasuke tried again,
"You speak English?" The girls looked a little more surprised.
"Yeah, how do you know tha..." Sasuke then signaled to Naruto, and the blonde boy gave him a bright yellow piece of paper.
"We found you in the woods, severely bruised like this. We brought you both back here to keep you safe. We thought that it would be a good idea to search you, maybe find out who you are. We found this yellow piece of paper on you." It was the comet flyer. "Kakashi-sensei sent Naruto and me to the computer lab so we could decipher what was on it, and found out that it was English. You've both been unconscious for a little over two days." He took a moment to let all that he said sink in. "Now, how do you know who we are?" Britni ignored the question.
"How do you know English?" Sasuke smirked at the question.
"After we found out that English was the language on the paper, Kakashi-sensei thought that it might be good for me and Naruto to learn it. I however, am more advanced than Naruto. I have two more levels to learn, Naruto is still far behind." Sasuke continued to gloat. Then he again asked, "How is it that you know who we are?" The girls both looked at each other and laid back down.
"Can we wait to tell you how we know you? It's kinda hard to explain," Sayward admitted. Sasuke looked a little disappointed. Naruto began to yell and Sasuke yelled back. Finally Sakura said something and Sasuke turned his attention back to Sayward and Britni.
"Are you girls hungry? It must have been days since either of you last ate." Both girls carefully sat up again.
"Yes! Starving!" Britni exclaimed. Sasuke nodded which caused Naruto to smile. The blonde boy walked closer to the girls to help them up, and lead them to a small room with a large table. "We're having ramen right?" Britni asked jokingly. Naruto soon had a huge smile on his face. The girl realized her mistake of mentioning 'ramen.'
"RAMEN!" Naruto shouted. He began bouncing from one foot to another. Sakura smacked the boy on top of his head with her fist. He then pouted and complained.
"Sorry," Britni said. "I didn't realize that we would get that hyper, I mean I know he loves the stuff but... I didn't mean to get him all riled up."
"He's like that anyways," Sasuke spoke without thinking. He motioned for the girls to sit down. Him, Naruto, and Kakashi sat at their usual spots as Sakura served the meal. It was awkwardly quiet as everyone was eating so Sayward tried to start some conversation.
"So, what's going on? What have you all been up to?" All of team seven just stared blankly at the brunette.
"Well thanks for asking Sayward. Let's see, I just woke up a couple minutes ago being badly bruised and animated, but now I'm..." Sayward smiled and punched Britni in the shoulder.
"So your name is Sayward?" Sasuke asked.
"Yeah, I guess we never really introduced ourselves yet. Yeah, I'm Sayward, and this is Britni, my hetero-woman life mate. But um, can I ask you, do you know how we got here, or like where you found us?"
"Eh..." Sasuke turned and talked with Kakashi. "Well, Kakashi-sensei said if you were finished eating, that we could take the both of you to the spot that we found you."
"Cool, well I'm done. Britni, how bout you?" Sayward looked over at the blonde girl, who had noodles halfway falling out of her mouth. Britni looked up at Sayward and slowly spit her noodles back into the bowl.
"Um, yeah, I'm done eating. So um, we can uh, go." Sasuke translated to the rest of team seven. Naruto beamed up and started shouting in excitement. Sasuke just made a comment which made Naruto stop and he began to yell at the raven-haired boy. Britni walked in between the two boys and stopped. "Can't you two just be immature on the way to the place? I wanna go now and you're slowing things down."
"Excuse me, I am not immature!" Sasuke raged.
"Mmhmm, then stop flirting with Naruto," Sayward snapped back. Sasuke "hmph"ed and followed the girls out the door. Naruto complained more as he ran after them to catch up. Kakashi lead the way, with the three girls following quietly and obediently, with Naruto and Sasuke bickering behind them.
"Koko," the masked man spoke. Sayward and Britni looked back at Sasuke for the translation.
"He said that we are here," Naruto answered. The girls were a bit surprised. They almost forgot that Naruto was also learning the English. The boy grinned in the fact that Sasuke wasn't the only one who could translate. The girls turned their attention back to the area. There was two flattened areas(where the girls were found laying), and around them were bits of plastic. Britni knelt down to pick a piece of it up. She examined it carefully.
"Dude, this is... it's our CD player. All of it!" Sayward crouched down next to Britni to look at it.
"Jeaz, it is." She stood back up and walked around the area. She bent down and picked something else up. "And here's our CD."
"Britni, Sayward, do you remember anything that happened?" Sasuke spoke. The blonde and brunette stared at each other.
FLASH BACK
Slowly the comet was getting out of sight.
"Yeah, I wish that there was a way for us to meet Naruto and everyone else in the show..." The stereo started to act up. It was now skipping through songs and now beginning to smoke. The two girls got up to unplug it but right as they moved towards it, the stereo exploded, causing the girls to black out.
END FLASH BACK
"Oh my gosh... the comet. Sayward when you made that wish, the comet made it come true." Sasuke became confused. Britni clarified for him. "That yellow sheet of paper you found on us, it's a flyer about a comet." The boy nodded his head remembering reading the paper. "You see, the night before we got here, me and Sayward were on our roof, watching for the comet. When it passed by..."
"I wished for us to be here, with team seven." Sasuke now looked shocked, and still confused.
"Why would you want to be here with us? How do you even know who we are?" Kakashi went up to Sasuke and spoke for a moment.
"He says we better head back before we continue this conversation." The girls looked a little puzzled but turned around and started walking back. Sayward still carried the CD in her hand.
"So is something wrong that we have to be going back?" Sasuke was about to explain, but was interrupted by Naruto, who wanted a Japanese translation. Sasuke rolled his eyes and gave Naruto an answer ending with "dobe." The two boys argued to the point where Naruto pouted and ran off in another direction. "Where's he going?" Britni asked worriedly.
"He's going to the computer lab to learn more English so I don't have to keep translating for him." the boy smirked. "Actually, when we get you back to the house, I'm going to finish learning my last two levels of English as well."
"Ok, well is there anything you'd want us to do then when you leave? I mean it'll just be us two, Sakura, and Kakashi, and they don't know English so.." Sasuke interrupted Britni.
"Just try to remember things, and when Naruto and I get back, we'll try to continue our conversation from earlier. If you get hungry or anything, if you motion something to Sakura enough I think she might understand a little bit, but I think me and Naruto would be back before any of that." The boy waited until they reached the house and then turned back for the computer lab.
"You know, now that all the English speaking peeps left, we can make fun of Sakura and make her think that we're really complementing her." Britni smiled at the comment made by Sayward. The girls began the insulting, but making it sound in a complementary way. "Hey Sakura-chan, you are sooooooooo ugly and annoying!" Britni ran her fingers through Sakura's hair,
"And your hair, it's so disgusting. I mean seriously!" Sakura smiled, unknowing that the two girls were making fun of her.
"Oh, and Sasuke, he so totally hates your guts!" Sayward expressed while also placing her hands above her chest, then moving one out in a gay-boy wave. "And oh my gawd! You're completely useless! Team seven just might as well replace you with a stick, because it would do more than you could."
"Hmph," the three girls turned their heads to the doorway to find a raven-haired boy watching them with a smirk on his face.
"Haha, so, how long have you been standing there?"
"Since 'you're so annoying.' I honestly wish that I would have thought of insulting her in English. Nice work coming up with that one."
"Why thank you. You're back awfully soon aren't you?"
"I forgot to get something, but I'm going back out. Before it gets too dark, me and Naruto figured we should be back by then, ok?"
"Yeah," the girls replied watching the boy move across the room and into another. He came back out and walked out the doorway again.
It had been hours since Sayward and Britni last saw the two boys. During that time they thought about how they would explain that they wished to be inside a television show, had Kakashi look up from his porn book every once in a while to see them laugh, and searched the house for a bathroom. It was beginning to get dark outside, and still no sign of Naruto or Sasuke.
"I can't believe that we actually spoke to Sasuke and Naruto, even though it was for only like a total of ten minutes."
"When do you think that they'll be back?" Britni asked. Then her question was answered when she looked at the door and saw the blue-eyed boy smiling with Sasuke behind him. He walked up to girls.
"I'm Uzamaki Naruto!" Both girls smiled after he introduced himself.
"Yes, and I'm Britni..."
"And I'm Sayward."
"You dobe, they already know who you are!" Naruto stuck his tongue out at Sasuke. The two girls were sitting at the table and waited for the boys to join them. "Now, to finish our discussion from earlier..."
"Wait, before we get into that, me and Brit were wondering, where exactly are we, like who's house are we at?"
"This is my home!" Naruto answered. "I know it's small, but Sasuke-teme didn't want anyone near his house, so this is where we had to keep you."
"Well does Tsunade know that we're here? I mean, we don't want to be in any trouble or anything like that."
"Kakashi-sensei wanted us to learn more about you before we informed anyone. That's why we couldn't stay in the forest that long." Naruto answered. "Are you going to tell us now, I mean, how do you know who we are? How did you even know about Tsunade?" Britni and Sayward stared at each other. Britni swallowed hard, preparing herself to answer the question that team seven had been asking all day.
"You's know what a television is right?" the girl began. The two boys nodded their head. Naruto looked as if he wanted to say something, but Britni continued. "Well... see, where me and Sayward live, none of this here is real. Actually, this is a T.V. series, based around you," she said as she stared at Naruto.
"You're lying!" the blonde outraged.
"No," Sayward jumped in, "she's not. We're not! Where we come from this is a show, an animated show. I mean normally we look a lot different than this, that's why when we woke up we sorta freaked out." Naruto and Sasuke looked more confused.
"Stop lying! You honestly expect for us to believe any of this. It's not even a very good excuse..."
"That's just it," Britni interrupted. "You left us here for hours. If we were lying don't you think that we'd have a better excuse. We're telling you the truth. Why would we feed you bullshit when we know that your ninjas in training and could kill us?"
"Ok then," now Sasuke took a turn in talking. "Then tell us more about this 'T.V. show'." The girls knew that the two boys still didn't believe them, that they were now trying to get proof. Britni stared at Sayward with the 'you wanna take this one?' look. The brunette turned back to face Sasuke and Naruto.
"It's called 'Naruto.' It started out as a series of books, eh, manga. The series started with the disaster caused by the nine-tailed fox demon." Naruto's eyes grew big. Sayward knew that Sasuke did not yet know that the creature was inside of Naruto, so she approached the topic carefully. "After the disaster, it goes into how baby Naruto was found, but his parents were not. He then grew up without family or friends. His dream was slash is to become Hokage so that everyone will recognize him." Sayward now directed the story to Naruto. "At the ninja academy you were put into group seven. You were excited to hear that Sakura was in your group, but mad that Sasuke was also in your group, because Sakura likes him. Not to mention the fact that you kinda kissed him earlier." Naruto and Sasuke both looked at each other and both raised one hand in the stop position, and then spoke at the same time.
"We believe you."
"About time!" Britni complained jokingly. Naruto smiled and scratched the back of his head.
"So, I'm the star of a television show huh?" Sasuke quickly rolled his eyes,
"Joy, and now it begins." he muttered to himself.
so how was it? not to bad i hope. i'd also like to mention that this is my first fanfiction ever. yay to that. also, i'd like to add that reviews are more than welcome!