Disclaimer: I obviously don't own Tokyo Mew Mew or else I would be extremely rich. Let that thought penetrate your thick skull if you still think I still own Tokyo Mew Mew after reading what I just said.
Chapter 1: Let the Games Begin
It was a fine lovely bright day, but you probably already guessed that. Miraculously, the mews along with Keiichirou, Ryou, and that gay tree hugger Masaya were all in the park. Doing who knows what. Do you seriously think I care? Unfortunately for them, it was unknown that three aliens -that I'm sure no one knows who they are- were watching them, like the stalkers they are.
"Do you think this will work?" Kish asked Pai.
"Of course it will. I planned it myself didn't I?" the eldest alien answered.
"Well, we might as well go, since we all know that Taruto can't wait to see the monkey mew." Kish smirked at Taruto as he said this, getting quite a reaction from him. "I do not want to see that weird, overly hyper…" He paused. "…thing…"
"Yeah…" Kish said. "…and Pai doesn't have a crush on that fish mew."
This statement caused Pai to blush furiously and Taruto to grin.
Meanwhile Ichigo was once again in a fight with her boss, due to the fact that he was forcing her to put up flyers advertising Café Mew Mew. So while Ichigo fought with Ryou, again, the pastry trio began their attack. (Oh noes!)
"Hi Koneko-chan!" the green haired alien called to the pink haired mew.
"KISH!" Ichigo practically screamed once she realized that he, along with Pai and Taruto were present. Kish swooped down grabbed her and began to do what he was famous for, kissing her.
"Taru-Taru, Na No Da!" Pudding squealed running up to Taruto, jumping on him so he fell out of the air and calmly began to squeeze the life out of him. Lettuce kind of just stood there, looking somewhat ditzy as Minto and Zakuro pulled out their pendants and prepared to transform. Unfortunately, Pai was one step ahead of them. He pulled out his indescribably hideous fan and attacked.
"Fuu Rai Sen!" Pai cried, which caused the three of them to lose their pendants. While Pai had been taking care of the super model with social issues, the snob, and the overly timid girl who he secretly had a crush on, Kish had wrestled (literally) the pendant out of Ichigo's hand. Meanwhile, Taruto had managed, although how, I don't know, to escape the death grip of Pudding and he now was holding her pendant above her head and teasing her with it.
"Please Taru-Taru," Pudding begged "give it back, Na No Da!" Taruto grinned wickedly and stuck his tongue out at her. "Never!" He taunted as Pai nudged him with his foot. Taruto whipped around and raised his eyebrows at his elder comrade who was holding tightly onto three of the mews wrists, and was holding Ryou off the ground by the back of his shirt.
"This is going on far too long." Pai said coolly. Taruto frowned and grabbed onto Pudding's wrist. "Let me go, Na No Da!"
"No way, Monkey girl!" Taruto laughed wickedly as he began to float upward still holding Pudding. Pudding stopped struggling when got higher than 20 feet in the air and simply started clinging to Taruto for dear life.
"Let's go." Kish called he was holding an unconscious Masaya by the ankle and a conscious Ichigo over his shoulder, who was pounding on his back, screaming. Pai nodded and teleported them (they, being the mews) to their lair. (Muahahaha.)
"Ack!" Taruto whipped around and Pudding looked at him. "I almost forgot." "To do what Taru-Taru?" Pudding asked him.
"To pick up that pastry chief" Taruto announced swooping down and grabbing Keiichirou.
Okay, since this next part is boring, let's fast forward a little bit!
Pai smiled at Lettuce as she stared deeply into his eyes-
Ummm… sorry… too far ahead. Sorry. xD;
"What's the meaning of this?!" Ichigo demanded as Kish smiled at her. "We're going to play a game, Koneko-chan." He announced. Ichigo glared at him. "Stop joking around!" Pai turned to the furious cat mew and blinked slowly. "No, seriously. We are." Ichigo paused. "Eh?" Kish hummed a cheery tune as he began to clear off the table in the middle of the living room-like space.
"What kind of game are we going to play, Pai-san?" Lettuce asked as she tilted her head to the side slightly. Kish was quick to answer this question. "We're going to play a naughty game!" He said as all of the mews blushed, except for Pudding, who was oblivious. "Shut up Kish." Pai said, his face slightly pink. "We're going to play poker." Taruto giggled.
"The terms are simple." The one, who said this, was, of course, Pai. "If you win, you will be returned to Earth. If you lose, we will kill you." Minto raised eyebrow. "And what if we refuse to play?" She asked. Kish smiled brightly. "We'll kill you anyway!"
"Well I guess we're gambling with our lives…" Ichigo said coolly.
"Please Koneko-chan, sit down." Kish said pushing her towards a chair, and as he did so he shoved Masaya in the stomach so hard he fell to the floor. "Sorry tree-hugger didn't see you there." Kish said over his shoulder as he continued to push Ichigo toward the chair. Pai, at this point, had decided that it was time for his palm to make physical contact with his forehead.
"Please sit down, everyone." Pai sighed as he sat down at the head of the table. The other mews were hesitant, but after a moment, they gradually sat down in their chairs. "Wonderful!" Kish said as he sat next to Ichigo. "Let's begin!"
Author's notes
Zen-kun: Haha… now that was fun. I still wish that I would have been able to make that comment about how Ichigo was secretly a 40-year-old-man…
Arizo: We couldn't have done that then Kish wouldn't be attracted to her.