Gravity Falls Vs Star Wars

by isaacmccorklejr

Part of my connected universe in a lot of things. Sorry I accidentally deleted this and since I had chapters one and 2 already on google docs I could copy and paste it but not the rest so it is going to different on chapters 3-?

1. Chapter 1

Disclaimer: I don't own Star Wars or Gravity Falls Gravity Falls belongs to Alex Hirsch and Star Wars belongs to universe

Star Destroyer Cipher, star date 3-5-18-9-4, 13-1-7-4-4-5-13-14:

*Alarms wailing* "Rebel forces incoming" said Admiral Jade "Man your stations."

"Red Squadron attack formation" said red leader. "Open fire!" Said the admiral. Meanwhile back on Earth Gravity Falls,Oregon" "Ahahahahahhaha Ahahahahahhaha finally what was prophesied for a billion years" said Bill Cipher (Bill for short) a few minutes
later "Welcome one and all, to weridmagaddeon."

"We're going down I repeat we are going
down" said the admiral as they crashed. "They're still alive huh" said Bill. "Well well well look what we have here boys." The admiral groaned as he got up "Where am I who are you" he said "I'm Bill your new lord and master for all eternity."

"Um pleased to meet you?" As he slowly walked away.

"Men take out the triangle thingy Bill I think his name was" the stromtroopers got up and started shooting at Bill after running there of course. The troopers shot at Bill but there shots seemed to do nothing. After a while Bill just destroyed them all.
Only the admiral was left. "Requesting backup send half the fleet." "Red squadron going in" said red leader. "Go after the triangle" said red leader.

"Ahahahahahhaha Ahahahahahhaha" said Bill "Well well well well well well well hello commander Narra."

"How did you know my name" said red leader. "Oh I know lots of things (discorded voice) lots of things." Said Bill. "Now who wants to party (echoes)" as Bill destroyed the ships with his finger laser (literally!).

"Now meet the gang of interdimensional criminals and nightmares I call my friends."

"8-Ball, Cryptos, the being whose name must never be said, oh what the heck it's Santhar, then of course there's also Teeth, Keyhole, Hexragon, Morphishape, Harinca, Pacifier, and these guys this is our town boys" said Bill. "It's time we do a little
redecorating I could really use a castle of some kind" he said "And how about some bubbles of pure madness." "This party never stops, Time is dead and meaning has no meaning, existence is upside down and I reign supreme, welcome one and all, TO WEIRDMAGEDDON"
said Bill.

"We have arrived admiral, but what could be so dire that half the fleet is needed?"

"A yellow triangle, he goes by the name of Bill" the admiral said as the fleet started landing. They started attacking Bill but he destroyed most of them, again. But right then the rebel fleet arrived, because reasons. "The rebel fleet, they've come here
to destroy us" said admiral Jade.