Me: Dude's this is my very first bleach fic so if you don't like it FUCK OFF AND READ SOMETHING ELSE GOT IT???

Rukia: ... You aren't happy right now are you?

Renji: What was your first clue?

Me: SHUT UP I'M NOT HAPPY RIGHT NOW

Both: we can tell

Me: OK look this is like a holloween i got the idea from AQUA and the song Halloween it was on the radio and it gave me an idea OK well i better tell you the characters for the first chapter-----

Renji - rukia's best friend; lives across the street

Rukia - Renji's friend since they were kids; holloween never worked out for her

??? Caller - Hollow ichigo (Dark ichigo) i don't know his name so i'll call him hichigo OK

Disclaim: I spell something wrong oh well; Curses; dark humor; phone calls; and weird laughter (if you have played Bleach Blade Of Fate and have watched the show you should know how Hichigo sounds like) Also I DO NOT own Bleach the writer does :)

Starting in 5...4...3...2...1...and go

THE CALLER AND FIRST EVER FEAR

"Hello can i help you?" Rukia said holding the phone to her ear.

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA yes you can heheheehehe im looking for someone under the name rukia? Would you happen to be her?"????? asked

"W--Who are you; what do you want?"Rukia asked

"Oh not a thing sweet girl, not a thing HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"

"Don't try to be funny i'm asking you a question now answer it!" Rukia yelled

" my , my , my there is no need to yell now is there?I just wanted to talk to some one on Holloween Is that a crime?"

"H-H-Holloween oh no it can't be; I-It can'tbe you, i-i killed you HOW CAN YOU STILL BE ALIVE" rukia screamed in terror

" You thought sweet rukia, you thought HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA see you soon"??? said his laughter making her shutter

"Wait don't hang up!" she said not knowing why she said that

"huh you want to talk to me? i don't remember you ever wanting to. Not even as a little girl heheheehhehehe"

"don't you dare bring up those memories it took me years to get them out of my mind. Considering you kill my whole family on that night. You low Bastard you Fucking Killed Everyone!! "Rukia yelled

"my, my ,my will you look at the time i have to go. not time to walk down that road hehehehehe. See you soon dear rukia. Oh and do please bring Renji along i do very much wish to meet him he's like a brother to you... Oh well tata" ????? said

"WAIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" rukia screamed

"is you wish to make a call please hang up and try again" the phone said

"Damnit" she cursed

Me: How was that?

Hichigo: why don't we leave that to the reviewers

Me: good call

Well review and well im going to watch tv see ya :)

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