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1 Some things shouldn't happen to an elf
The birds were singing, the sun was shining, the fellowship were enjoying their breakfast around the campfire (for Merry and Pippin it was 2nd breakfast).
A piercing scream was heard causing the birds to fly out of the trees in alarm, the fellowship didn't even raise their heads (A/N they're used to it, what with all the rabid fan girls running around lately *cough*me*cough*)
Legolas came storming out of the trees and into the clearing with a towel wrapped round his head.
"Two words come to my mind right now" said the distraught elf "Pink and why" he started to lose it "AND WHO AND WHEN AND KILL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
If the fellowship hadn't been so shocked they would have ran away as fast as their legs could carry them, from the mad glint in his eyes and the strangling motion he was making with his hands, his normally placid elven face full of demented rage.
"Now calm yourself master elf and breathe, it's good for you" Said the ranger making soothing motions towards the enraged elf.
"Breathe!? BREATHE!!!!!!!!!????????? How can I focus on anything as trivial as breathing at a time like this?" Slowly he unwrapped the towel from around his head. The fellowship's looks of surprise turned to shock to utter terror as the towel fell to the ground revealing Legolas with a head full of flourescent pink hair.
Dun Dun Dun. Well that's the end of part one, sorry it was so short but I've run out of ideas at the moment and my muse has gone on strike. Please review and if you have any ideas please tell me, I beg you^.^
1 Some things shouldn't happen to an elf
The birds were singing, the sun was shining, the fellowship were enjoying their breakfast around the campfire (for Merry and Pippin it was 2nd breakfast).
A piercing scream was heard causing the birds to fly out of the trees in alarm, the fellowship didn't even raise their heads (A/N they're used to it, what with all the rabid fan girls running around lately *cough*me*cough*)
Legolas came storming out of the trees and into the clearing with a towel wrapped round his head.
"Two words come to my mind right now" said the distraught elf "Pink and why" he started to lose it "AND WHO AND WHEN AND KILL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
If the fellowship hadn't been so shocked they would have ran away as fast as their legs could carry them, from the mad glint in his eyes and the strangling motion he was making with his hands, his normally placid elven face full of demented rage.
"Now calm yourself master elf and breathe, it's good for you" Said the ranger making soothing motions towards the enraged elf.
"Breathe!? BREATHE!!!!!!!!!????????? How can I focus on anything as trivial as breathing at a time like this?" Slowly he unwrapped the towel from around his head. The fellowship's looks of surprise turned to shock to utter terror as the towel fell to the ground revealing Legolas with a head full of flourescent pink hair.
Dun Dun Dun. Well that's the end of part one, sorry it was so short but I've run out of ideas at the moment and my muse has gone on strike. Please review and if you have any ideas please tell me, I beg you^.^