DISCLAIMER--

Not mine. Not the game thingie, and not Bleach (cleaning agent or otherwise).

So far, all had arrived except for the sixth division taichou. The soutaichou waited impatiently as Byakuya proceeded on at a speed that would deeply flatter a snail. a long while later, he bored every single taichou and fukutaichou (except himself) with an hour-long lecture about the invasion of seireitei by the arrancars. He obviously had no sense of urgency. Having used up majority of his spit, Yamamoto began dishing out orders to his audience, in the process using up the dying breaths of his spit-producing glands for the time being. He slowly went through the divisions while his semi-conscious audience wondered how he had come up with such an amazingly long list of orders.

Having gone further down the line, Mastumoto and Kenpachi exchanged weird looks as the soutaichou ceremoniously ignored their taichou/fukutaichou's orders.

'Um. Yes. 11th division fukutaichou stay here. 10th division taichou stay here and look after her.'

'YOU BIASED EXPIRED CRACKED RAISIN TELL ME WHY I SHOULD STAY HERE OR I'LL KICK YOU IN THE FACE'

Without waiting for an answer he swung a kick and missed, his height failing him again.

'YAY LET'S WATCH FINDING NEMO!!'

Yachiru gawped at the screen as an orange-and-white fish hugged a grossly pulsating orange orb. Hitsugaya squatted in a corner puking over the unreality of it all.

The ever-hyper midget of a shinigami jumped up and screamed 'LET'S WATCH SOMETHING ELSE!!' she inserted another disc and continued gawping at the screen. Hitsugaya took Hyourinmaru and started slashing his wrist as an extremely ugly (and fat) purple-and-green dinosaur wannabe thing that insisted on being called "barney" claimed to be cleaning its teeth while scrubbing its mouth with a toilet scrubber. When it was over, Yachiru changed the disc again.

'Ohhh…….can we use this?' the 2 shinigamis stared at the screen as the world's cheesiest music blasted out of the speakers.

Ukitake poked his head into the room, only to find two of his fellow shinigamis gawping at a screen and directing some animated figures around. 'Ahh. I came to get you some food, but….what're you guys doing?'

'Playing this game thingie!! It's fun! You wanna play?' Yachiru happily snatched Hitsugaya's console away and handed it to Ukitake.

'ÁAH! MY SCOURGE! YACHIRU SEE WHAT YOU DID TO MY SCOURGE!'

'Wasn't me. HIS fault. 'She took her hand off the console and pointed at Ukitake. ' AAH! MY SENTINAL! UKITAKE SEE WHAT YOU DID TO MY SENTINAL!'

'TAAIIIIIIICHOOOOOUUUUUUUU!!' Sentarou and Kiyone broke the door in.

'We came—'

'To find you—'

'But now do you—'

'Want anything?'

'AND DON'T CUT MY SENTENCES OFF YOU bleep!!' the 2 screamed at each other for quite a while.

'Uh, right. Go get me a coke. '

They charged out of the room, breaking what was left of the doorframe.

'Ahem. Where do you happen to be going?' the 2 met with the presence of a certain someone who liked being strangled by a piece of noble cloth and walked at the speed of a snail.

'We happen to be getting coke.'

'Why?'

'For Ukitake taichou'

'What's he doing?'

'WHY'RE YOU INTERROGATING US??'

'Answer my question'

'Playing this game thingie.'

'WHAT??' and from there on he rambled on about wartime and appropriate times for everything and anything under the sun. And then he broke every single rule, spoken or unspoken, in the Kuchiki book of rules (but it doesn't matter as seeing he probably wrote them all himself). Someone like that rampaging down the corridors or otherwise (i.e. the roof) was definitely something that should be caught on camera. Better still, on film.

Byakuya broke the remains of the remains of the first division quarters doorframe on his way in. 'What is this?'

The whole room (population 3, excluding the snail-walker) turned to look at the intruder.

Yachiru happily answered, 'it's a game thingie!! See, you play it like this, and then like—'

'Wait. Aren't you suiciding that thing?' the sixth division taichou stared confusedly at the screen.

'AAAHH YACHIRU HOW CAN YOU SUICIDE MY ARMY??' Ukitake flapped around (something else to be caught on camera).

'But you never said I couldn't…'

'TAAIIIIIIICHOOOOOUUUUUUUU!!' WE BROUGHT YOUR COKE!!'

'Hm? Ah, put it there…'

Kiyone turned around to see Byakuya gawping at the screen, controlling an army of sentinels. 'Ohh…Kuchiki-taichou, you like this game thingie too?'

'Mm.'

'Can I play against you?'



'Mm.' the sixth division captain mumbled unintelligibly as Ukitake handed the console over to his subordinate. Sentarou leaned over and snatched the console away from the sixth division taichou. Rather amusingly, the stoned snail remained in his position, under the impression that he was still in charge of an army. (Does seireitei have CCTV?)

Mastumoto broke the lasts of the doorframe as she crashed through. 'Taichou, emergency announcement, I—'she stared at the room's population. It seemed to have tripled. She turned to gawp at the screen. 'What's that? Is it a game? Can I play?' without waiting for an answer (like her superior) she leaned in. 'Sentarou gimme that thing' she mumbled, and promptly snatched the console from the said shinigami and proceeded to suicide half the army before realising what she was doing.

Renji blasted through the ex-door, breaking a hole in the wall that (used to) surround the door and doorframe (that hole just gets bigger and bigger). 'EMERGENCY ANNOUNCE—'he scanned the room and addressed his taichou. 'Wait, what'cha doin' here? You stoning or somethin'?'

'Mmph.'

'ANSWER ME YOU STONY LUMP!'

'Mmph.'

'And…whassat thing on the screen?'

Yachiru looked up. 'It's a game thingie!! You wanna play? Lookies! Kiyone gimme that. Look! Look! Look! See? You know how to play now?'

'No.'

'Never mind. Play anyway. It's fun!!'

'AAAH RENJI THAT'S MY SENTINEL YOU JUST KILLED OFF!!' squawked a certain 11th division san-seki.