Sakura Sushiko was a beautiful princess, but, in spite of her beautifulness, she was most sad, for she was supposed to marry Aku, and she never really wanted to be a princess anyway, she had always really wanted to be a samurai, and she had secretly been training at night, and one day, as she sat, at her window, looking out, at the garden below, she decided, suddenly, that it was time to go, so she went to the closet, where she had stored up a rope she'd made, from sheets, and tied it to the bed, then threw it, that is, the rope, not the bed, outside, into the garden, and climbed, slowly, down, onto the grass, where she stood, for a moment, before running away, with her sword, that she had with her the entire time.
She got about three miles away when she suddenly saw a samurai wearing white and suddenly he looked at her and she was suddenly stricken by how good looking he was and suddenly she found she couldn't speak because she was dumbstruck and suddenly he came over to her and said quite suddenly:
"Hello, you look exactly like the girl I was prophesied to marry."