OVERLORD FALLS
I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!
…...
Dipper Pines grumbles as he trudges through forest putting up mystery shack signs.
"Ugh, Grunkle Stan. Nobody ever believes anything I say."
he goes around a corner and is shocked at what he sees.
Before him sits a devastated clearing everything smashed, burnt, and twisted...except for one seemingly unscathed tree in the center.
Curious, Dipper approaches it. Huh, there's some writing on it. Thinks Dipper as he leans in-
What do the poor have
That the rich want
That the dead eat?
Dippers eyes lit up. "Oh, I remember this riddle!" He exclaims out loud.
"The answer is nothing!"
CRACK!
Suddenly the tree grew a mouth and spat a book right into Dippers hand. Dipper smiled.
Alright! Maybe this Summer won't stink after all!
Thinks Dipper right before the pissed off 12 year-old redhead runs up from behind and kicks him in the balls...
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TO BE CONTINUED?
Also don't forget to give a shout out to my mom's birthday story on my page!
AN: I know it says "in-progress" but really I just don't like boxing myself into a corner. For now this is more of a one-shot that I might continue one day...but probably won't.
But, hey. Feel free to use whatever elements you want from this, if you want! Or maybe give me ideas?
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