Digimon Press Conference 2001
Disclaimer: Me no own Digimon.
Authors notes: This was inspired by a cute fan art I did. It's pretty stupid. I'm not good at humor fics but I tried my best. Please Review!!! I'll probably do one for the guys too.
"Ladies and Gentlemon!" The announcer spoke into the microphone. "May I present the female cast of 'Digimon 02'!"
"Mimi Tachikawa!" Mimi steps out onto the podium. **Applause**
"Sora Takeneuchi!" Sora steps onto the podium. **Applause**
"Kari Kamiya!" Kari follows the two elder digidestined. **Applause**
"Yolei Inoue!" Yolei is the last one on the stage. **Applause**
"Hello!!!!" All four say together.
"And I'm your host, GENNAI!!" Said the announcer now known as Gennai.
**Applause**
"The subject of this conference, is the love lives of the digidestined," Gennai cleared his throat. "In other words, 'Who loves Who?'"
The girls smile prettily at all flashing cameras in the audience.
"First up, Kari Kamiya!" Kari steps up to the mic.
"Ahem, um, well, IloveTKTakaishi!" She blurts out. *Pause*. "Thank-you." Kari steps back.
"Yolei Inoue!" Yolei steps up.
"I love my Ken-chan!" She yells out with hearts in her eyes. Gennai clears his throat again.
"Yes well, those first two were a bit obvious. Next up, Sora!!" Sora walks forward nervously.
"My one true love, is Matt Ishida!" Sora raises her head to the crowd. "NOT Tai Kamiya. Or Joe. He's with someone else." Mimi steps up and pushes Sora out of the way.
"And that's me!" Mimi tosses her pink hair over her shoulder and points her finger at the audience. "For the last time! I, Mimi Tachikawa, love Joe Kido! NOT, Matt Ishida, Koushirou Izumi, Tai Kamiya, TK Takaishi, Ken Ichijouji, Davis Motomiya, Cody Hida, Sora Takenuechi *shudder*, Yolei Inoue, Kari Kamiya, Michael What's-his-name, or anyone else besides JOE!!!!!!!!!!!" Purple arrows pop out of nowhere with the words 'Joe's Girl' on them. Satisfied, Mimi returns to the others. The four girls sit down on a couch provided.
"Um, and those were the digi-girls!" Gennai finishes.
**Applause**
End