Things To Do If Your Feeling Suicidal

by SisterOfAnElvenWannabe

ways to annoy characters that will most likley kill you for doing it 10 for each one major X-over Volturi,Voldemort,Greek gods, Ripred, and more rated T just in case please R&R

1. Chapter 1: Lord Voldemort

Disclaimer: I don't own any of the characters from various books I use in this story.

Warning: Do not try this at home. SisterofanElvenWannabe is not responsible for any deaths/maiming/fatal injuries that may occur while attempting theses lists.

Chapter 1: Lord Voldemort

1. If he says he's going to kill you laugh in his face and remind him that he couldn't even kill a one year old

2. Read him Harry/Voldemort fan fictions and convince him they are prophecies

3. Tell him he needs facial surgery.

4. Sell Nagini to the zoo

5. Threaten to send him to a mental asylum when he starts hissing at snakes

6. Tell all the death eaters he sleeps with a teddy bear

7. Taunt him about his father being a muggle

8. tattoo a lighting scar on his forehead

9. Ask about his relationship with Bellatrix

10. Send Bellatrix love letters from him

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