Sora was madly in love with Kelly from the island, but he did not know how to express his love.
So he started beating her with his Keyblade.
"OH NO SARA WHY DO YOU HARM ME"
Sora was also some chick from Digimon.
Rick Oo was mocking Sora as he failed at being a man.
Reekoo had long hair that covered his eyes.
"HA HA" Racky laughed. "YOU SUCK SORA GO HAVE TIDUS BEAT YOUR LEGS OFF"
"BUT I do not like Tidus he's gay ("
KAIRI WAS DISCOVERING WHAT IT FELT LIKE TO BE A WOMAN
Sora decided to wander through the forest to find a giant flower to give Kairi cuz he loves her lots.
OMG GORGO APPEARED
Gorgo the Blue-Haired Elf tried to stop Sora from achieving his goal.
"YOU MUST FIGHT ME TO STAND A CHANCE"
OMG SOUL CAILBUR
Then Sora exploded and Riku cried cuz he's gay.
The end.