A/N: Hey everyone! So this is going to be a huge collection of Kingdom Keepers one shots and drabbles that are too short to be their own story. Expect a lot of ship stuff. Fair warning for this first story, it contains spoilers for the Doctor Who episode "Doomsday" and probably wont make much sense unless youre familiar with that episode. So if you haven't seen it, and dont plan to, look it up before reading. Hope you all enjoy!

Doomsday

Willa stared intently at the television screen as the episode of "Doctor Who" finished. She bounced up and down on the couch as the credits rolled.

"Oh….my…God!" she exclaimed. Philby smiled, then stretched forward and grabbed the Wii remote.

"Alright" he said. "I think that's enough for today."

"What?" Willa turned sharply around to face him. "No! No we have to watch the next episode you can't just leave me hanging like that!"

"Well…uh….ummm"

"Well…uh…umm what?" Willa teased.

"It's just…We've watched a lot today"

"Come on!" Willa whined, hitting her boyfriend's arm. "You're the one who got me into this dumb show in the first place and now you're denying me closure?"

"Dumb show?!"

"It's an expression genius!"

Philby sighed, staring at the title of the following episode: Doomsday. He knew how this ended, and how their day would end if they watched it. But he couldn't very well tell Willa why they couldn't watch it. She would kill him at even the slightest hint of a spoiler. Frantically, he tried to come up with excuses

"Well we might not have time. It's another 40 minute episode!"

"Dell my parents said that I could stay for dinner and your mom hasn't even ordered the pizza yet." Philby sighed. He knew he had lost this battle.

"Fine. You win!" Willa bounced on the couch and clapped her hands. She played the episode and cuddled in next to Philby. He wrapped his arm around her. This was not going to be pretty.

…40 minutes later…

"I-I love you" Rose stammered on the screen. Willa was surrounded by tissues, sobbing.

"No!" she screamed at the screen. Next to her, Philby was crying himself. This episode never failed to get to him, which was why he didn't want to watch it in front of Willa.

"Well I suppose, if it's my last chance to say it…" The Doctor cried.

"No No No!"

"Rose Tyler…" The Doctor faded into oblivion. Just like Rose on the screen, Willa screamed curling into a ball.

Hesitantly, not sure what to do, Philby paused the TV and slowly reached for her. She smacked his arms away as soon as he touched her.

"Why'd you let me watch this episode?!" she sobbed.

"I tried not to!" he handed her a tissue.

"Don't you dare ever leave me in a parallel universe!" Philby couldn't help but chuckle a little. Still crying, he took his girlfriend into his arms and this time she accepted it.

"I love you" she cried.

"I love you too" he whispered.

It was at that moment, sitting on the couch, sobbing like two girls on Oprah, that they heard a small knock at the door frame.

"Uh…guys?" They turned to see Maybeck standing there, the Keepers behind him, Finn holding a pizza. "What the hell is going on here?"

"What are you doing here?" Philby asked, quickly drying his tears.

"You invited us to come for dinner remember?" Finn said. "Pizza's here by the way"

"Oh" Philby stuttered. "Right"

"What are you two even babbling about" Maybeck snapped, walking into the room. His eyes fell on the TV.

"Why are you watching this?!" he cried, suddenly bursting into tears. Philby raised an eyebrow. Charlene simply crossed her arms and stared at him.

"Really?" she said.

"You watch Doctor Who?" Philby asked. Maybeck suddenly came back to reality, realizing that all of his friends were watching him. He stood up and cleared his throat, acting macho.

"Maybe" he sniffed.

"Listen if you two are just gonna cry all night…" Charlene began.

"No" Willa said, drying her tears. "No I-I'm fine"

The group filed into Philby's den, finding spots on the couch and floor. There was silence for a bit as they all started to eat their pizza.

"Oh! I know how to cheer you guys up" Amanda said, reaching into her purse. She pulled out a DVD.

"I've got Into the Woods! Have you guys seen it yet?"

"No" Charlene said. "But I wanted to."

"Me neither. But I heard it's really good!" The rest of the group chimed in with similar sentiments.

"Ya put it in" Philby said. "I mean it's a fairytale and a musical. They always end happy right?" The keepers agreed laughing, and settled in with their dinner, preparing to watch a cheery fairytale adventure.

A/N: For those of you who haven't seen Into the Woods and dont get the joke at the end, it, like most musicals, is horribly sad. Anyway, this is the crackiest crack fic Ive ever written. Ive always had this headcanon that Philby loves Doctor Who and that he got Willa into it, and when this idea came to me, I couldnt help but write it. Special thanks to my best friend spaztastic417 for the idea of Maybeck secretly liking the show.(Shes gonna kill me for this, but tomorrow, April 17th, is her birthday. YAAAY) Anway, hope you all enjoyed, see you next time!

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