New Adventures for the alchemists.

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Chapter 1: Mia- Missing In Argument

The blonde haired, golden eyed boy blinked at what his colonel had just told him. 'On today of all days he wants me to go under cover, but as THAT?'

"COLONEL NO TEME!(1) YOU WANT ME TO WHAT?" He yelled at him.

"Fullmetal, I need you to go under cover."

"THE UNDERCOVER PART I UNDERSTAND. IT'S WHAT YOU WANT ME TO GO UNDER COVER AS!"

"If this is about your arms and legs you can wear a longer skirt and shirt."

"TEME. I'M A GUY. THERE ARE PLEANTY OF FEMALE OFFICERS THAT CAN DO THIS MISSION. JA TEME." He said storming out of the office.

"FULLMETAL GET BACK HERE!" The colonel called.

"He's gone, colonel." A female said sticking her head round the door.

"Gone?" he asked confused.

"Look out your window." She said.

Roy turned and saw the young boy storming out of the gates heading towards home.

"Get him back here… NOW."

Riza sighed and phoned Fullmetal's younger brother. "Hey Al, this is Riza. we have a slight problem… no, no he's fine he just stormed out of the base when Colonel Roy told him what he wanted him to do for his mission… could you bring him back here once he returns home… try any way he can never stay angry at you now can he? I'll speak to you soon. Ja.(2)" Arms went round her neck. "We'll get in trouble if they find out."

"Riza, come on it's been seven years."

"I know it has but we can't."

"What was the shouting about I didn't hear all of it across the other side of the building."

"Roy wanted Ed to go undercover, Havoc."

"As what?"

"A female waiter."

Havoc blinked before starting to laugh. "No wonder he ran out of here so fast."

"Mmm, now Roy wants him back here to talk him into it."

"Ed's too stubborn. He'd never get talked into it. At least he didn't attack him this time."

"True but that's for another reason."

"RIZA, WHERE IS HE?"

"Al's bringing him back."

"GO AND GET HIM NOW."

Riza sighed and walked out of the building muttering about 'useless colonels and 'stubborn eighteen year olds'.

Ed's point of view.

As I hit the tree I couldn't help as the tears ran down my face. Not only did he use me as his dog but now he wants to see me in a female's out fit? He is a hentai(3) and a kawaii(4) teme colonel… no I can't think like that. I have been suppressing my feelings for him for the past six years when I first met him at the train station in Central. He soon became my commander and he sent me all over the world doing his dirty work for him. He barely even realises that I am there half the time the only time he too any notice of me was when Al disappeared and when I crossed the gate again. I kept pounding the tree trying to get the thoughts out of my head but it kept coming back to the 'kawaii' colonel that I left those few minutes before hand. I was on the outskirts of town in the forest pounding a tree full force. I love the man that I work for. He wouldn't even notice me if my female version was here. He is a womanizer and hates everything about me. I collaps against the tree. My forehead against the bark as I still cry. I push against the tree and fall forwards the tree was falling. Suddenly my head hit the tree causing my world to go dark.

Roy's point of view.

'It would be funny seeing him in a dress… what am I thinking? He is younger than me… he is cute though… cuter than the females in this place… damn it what's taking them so long to find him?' I thought as I tried to get my work done. My phone rang. "Mustang."

"Colonel Roy, has Nii-san(5) returned?"

"No, Fullmetal's not here. Isn't he at home?"

"No. Riza has just arrived and no one has entered the house since she phoned me."

"What do you mean?"

"Ed's not here or on the way here we have looked all over for him."

"I'll meet you at gin café and we'll start from there." I said before hanging up the phone. 'He wouldn't run… we argue over more serious things than this before…' "HAVOC!" I called through the open door.

"Yes, colonel?"

"Fullmetal's M.I.A." I said standing and opening the top left hand draw.

"He's probably at home."

"Riza has searched from here to his house and there is no sign of him. Al has only opened the door to her and he hasn't heard the door open since this morning. They checked the house to make sure as well. He is not there."

"How strange. Ed is usually back by now."

"Gather up the troops. I want every one looking for him." I said pulling out my gun and checking the bullets.

"Isn't that a bit extreme Roy?"

"It's not for Fullmetal. It's for my own reason." I said glaring at him while placing the gun in its holster.

"There's no need to kill him."

"I'm not going to kill him Havoc. It's for knocking him over the head with."

"You are the flame alchemist. You can send fire up his arse with mo problem. You don't need a gun to hurt him."

"HAVOC! READY THE TROOPS NOW." I growled at him in a low but serious voice. Havoc gulped, saluted and said "yes Sir." Before running out of the room. I walked out of the room and went down to the court yard where I stood in front of the building hearing running coming down the stairs and into the court yard. All the troops lined up and waited for my commands. I looked up and down the lines before standing where they could all see me.

"FULLMETAL IS MIA! FIND HIM AND BRING HIM BACK HERE ALIVE. GO!" I shouted at them. The troops all ran out of the court yard and spread out through out the city trying to find Fullmetal. I walked out of the yard and went to the café. I saw Riza and Al waiting on me. I walked up to them and they explained that they have checked all around the area before meeting up with me. We walked around the town and the path to Elric's house but found that there were no traces of him.

A/N: hope you enjoyed this chapter. i'll up date the story soon shinigami sekkus koneko.

(1) - No Teme - You bastered

(2)-Ja - bye

(3) - hentai - Pervert

(4)- Kawaii- cute

(5)- Nii-san - big brother.