MECHANICAL MAHEM

Disclaimer: I do not own the characters or their affiliates. If I did I would be rich, but I am not so please do not sue me.

Summary: The Turtles are engaged in a battle shortly after the conflict with Winters and his brethren. When they find out that there is a new threat in New York.

Chapter 1

Mikey skateboarded into the room, flipped over the table, and while in midair, grabbed the remote and landed on the couch with his feet on the coffee table and switched the channel from the news to a cartoon.

"Hey knucklehead I was watching that!"

"Hey just tryin to watch some TV."

Raph jumped at Mikey in attempt to get the remote from his hands. Mikey ducked and jumped out of the way laughing, "You couldn't get this remote even if you tried."

"Oh, I'm gonna get more than that remote."

Raph reached for his sais. "Ooooo, somebodys getting a little feisty." Raph lunged at his brother. Mikey rolled backwards and flipped Raph behind him.

With Mikeys arm held hi above his head and away from Raph "Up top, to the side, down low to slow."

"Give me that remote or I'll…"

"Or you'll what?"

"I'll stick your sticks where the sun don't shine."

"Ooooo, somebodys getting really feisty."

"Guys quite fighting."

Raph lunged at Mikey again. Mikey rolled to the side still laughing, "No tamato. Hey speaking of tamato, do we have any more pizza?"

Another dash towards the remote, "Ahh!"

Splinter walks into the room while humming to himself a Japanese song, and hearing them fight he asked, "What is the matter?"

"Raph and Mikey are having a fight over the remote."

"You two should share and act like brothers."

"Sweet, it's cartoon time."

"I don't think so meathead."

"Enough you two, I meant you are supposed to act like brothers and ask what the other one wants to watch and then choose."

Then all of a sudden they heard something from above the layer. So they went outside and checked around the city.

"Hey over here I see what was making that noise."

There it was a humungous mechanical thing. Towering over them, as if standing at the bottom of the empire state building. As they all looked up towards its direction thinking to themselves, how the heck are we going to stop that thing.

"It looks like some mechanical thing," said Mikey as he walked a little bit closer to it.

"No really, I though it was your mother," replied Raph as if Mikey was the idiot of the century.

Looking at Raph as though he were about to tackle him, "Hey that's your mother too."

"Have you ever seen your mother?"

"No."

"My point exactly."

Leo interrupting Raph and Mikey's argument said "What is that thing?"

"It's a mechanical robot controlled by someone from the inside," replied Don as if he were bragging about his knowledge.

"So what are we going to do about this mechanical thing?"

"Well," said Don, "it does give me the chance to use my new and improved bow staff."

"What do you mean new and improved?"

"Well it now has the function of shooting small balls of energy in the direction I shoot it by pressing this button." CLICK! "Hey," yelled Mikey jumping out of the way, "watch was your shooting that thing, you nearly made a hole in my freshly polished shell. I used turtle wax before we came."

All of a sudden a blast came and hit right in front of the turtles. They dodged out of the way and the battle began.