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Mg- This is Mg's first fic so be nice. Okay?

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Mg- 'Cause they might hurt Mg's feelings.

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Mg- Mg wants Dodo to say the disclaimer.

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Mg- Fine, Mg will. Disclaimer: Mg does not own any of the characters from the Artemis Fowl Books, even though they are so, so precious to Mg. Well here's Mg's chappy!!!

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Chapter 1: Goblins

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Holly hid behind a rock, feeling the gun in her back pocket for comfort. She watched the door of the bank closely, getting ready for the kill. She was so quiet she could hear her heart thump. Then she heard what she was waiting for. A cry for help. She turned on her wings and her shield and flew in.

The whole place was a mess. The Goblins knocked over everything. Glass was everywhere, computers smashed up, cash machines crumbled. Holly was astonished. This was just two goblins! Then she heard a scream in the other room.

"Oh shut up woman," Kar said as he licked his eyes.

"Who are you," the woman asked, her face full of fear. Kar and Larka, his girlfriend ignored her and began to stuff money in their bags.

"Why do we want this Kar," Larka asked, confused.

"We don't need it babe," Kar said, grinning. "This is just for fun."

"Okay," Larka shrugged. She did whatever her boyfriend wanted, she wasn't the brightest of Goblins, and besides, Goblins weren't that smart either. The woman just stood there, she was shocked. Who were these ugly green things. Kar laughed and kissed Larka and then continued to grab cash. He turned and looked at the woman, laughing at how scared she was.

Holly grabbed her buzzer out of her pocket and singed his behind. "Ow," Kar shrieked, holding his butt. "Who did that?"

Larka began to laugh, "Stop joking hon." Holly almost laughed as she buzzed her. "Ow." Larka didn't think it was funny any more.

Kar looked at the woman. "Is this some trick," he pulled a gun out of his back pocket. The woman shrieked and covered her eyes. Holly hit him in the back of his head with her gun. He fell over unconscious. Larka shrieked and began to cry. Holly unshielded herself and hit Larka with the back of her hand. Larka was so shocked, she fainted right there.

The woman screamed when she saw Holly. Holly took out a stick that looked like the buzzer she had. She put it in the middle of the room. Holly put on her helmet and shielded her eyes. The stick created a blue light that covered every part of the room. The woman fell asleep, her light snores hardly heard. When she woke up she wouldn't remember anything. Holly strapped the goblins to her legs and took off.

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Mg- Well that was my first chapter.

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