Disclaimer: Kyoko: I don't own any of the He man characters **gag** like I want to..but I do own me myself and I!!!! Kentatsu: ...I think, we got that part.... Kyoko: and I also own my big old pal here kentatsu [my wolf], Koamori [my elk], and Sekai belongs to a good friend and fellow author of mine; Sekai!!!!! Sekai: **sweat drops**

.:*Snowy Death*:.

The snowy landscape was as silent as the grave. Kyoko shouted across the tundra, "HEY KENTATSU ARE WE THERE YET?!" Kentatsu's ears pressed down against his head as her voice echoed loudly through the large ice crevices.

Kentatsu: "What ever happened to us taking him by surprise." Kyoko: **looks at kentatsu bewildered** "what do u mean?" You don't think he heard us do you!" Kentatsu rolled his eyes and looked into her blue green eyes drenched with confusion, " He must be pretty deaf to miss that."

Kyoko looked down at her feet deep in thought. Kyoko stopped behind a large bank of snow and peered over the top carefully.

Kyoko: **evil grin** "ha we found him! With our deeply thought out plan and great camouflage he'll never suspect a thing!" Kentatsu: "If you consider 2 minutes deeply thought out and wearing black in the middle of day in the arctic great camouflage, then yea we won't have any problem!"

Kyoko: "So you're saying we should've gone with the white? O well to late now!" Kyoko peeked over the embankment and watched as He Man suspected nothing at all and simply went about his business with his back turned to them. Kyoko aimed at his back with her sniper rifle and then sighed in defeat,

Kyoko: " he won't stop MOVING!!!" Kentatsu: " well what am I supposed to do about it!?"

. :*5 minutes later*: .

Kentatsu: " So let me get this straight. you want me to pad down to him and ask him to stand still so that he will be an easy target for a friend who needs to shoot him." Kyoko: "Yup sounds like a great plan!"

Kentatsu: "JUST SHOOT ALREADY!!!" Kyoko: "Fine I still think it would be better if we just asked him to stay still.I'm sure if we ask him politely he will be more than happy to." Kentatsu: "Yea you keep thinking that"

Kyoko raised her sniper rifle above the snow bank and aimed for his back. **click click**

**BANG!**

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Ya sry this story was really random but I couldn't help myself.."HE MAN IS EEVVIILL HE MUST BURN IN HELL!!!! AND THEN BURN SOME MORE!!!!!" Ya ok I'm good now well review and tell me how u liked it. This is a one shot but if any of u wanna hear a gruesome ending just let me know n_n