Disclaimer: I dun own nothing. Noooooo-thing! ^_____^ I just felt like being random.



Yugi, Joey, Tristan, Tea, and Mai are sitting in the shop, thinking of buying Grampa a pet for his (Random Number)-th birthday! Meanwhile, Hamtaro and friends are toddling around when an evil hamster hoarder captures them in a big hamster-proof cookie jar! Oo;;

Boss: -falls on his head in the cookie jar- Ah, shit, my head hurts!

Hamtaro: Dude! Remember, man, keep it PG!

Penelope: -toddles around in the cookie jar, which is like... a palace to her- Oookwee! Penelope learn new word! Shit shit shit!

Bijou: Penelope!

Oxnard: -falls on Penelope & crushes her- Uh oh...

Penelope: SHIT!

Everybody: -sweatdrop-

~*~ MeAnWhiLE ~*~

Mai: Why should I get him a pet? He's your grandfather....

Yugi: Because--

Joey: -cuddles Mai- Because I love you....

Mai: -scuttles away- Watch the threads, man!

Yugi: Yeah, and he's my best friend!

Mai: -sigh- Alright, alright.

Tea: Let's get him a cat!

Tristan: It might eat him.

Tea: The cat will not eat him! -tries to whack him in the head, but instead hits his hair, which had a whole bottle of super-hold hair gel in it, and breaks her hand- DAMN YOU!

Yugi: Dude! PG! Kelly put this story under PG for a reason, you guys!

All: Who?

Yugi: -sweatdrop- Nevermind...

~*~ MeAnWhiLE ~*~

Evil Hamster Hoarder, who is from now on known as Bob: I shall get money for you at pet store! They will sell you as pets!

Jingle: -randomly starts playing his guitar and sings- We're captured, so captured, in a cookie jar! Being sold to a pet store he are!

All, except for Stan, who started dancing: SHUT UP!