This Fanfiction is rather confusing so im sorry about that! :D
Inspired by the beautiful, talented, Amieefran's awesome music video about Gill/Rachel/Janet. Hope you don't mind me doing one 3
Now, I'm very much English, but I have used the word "Mom" because of the northen accent Rachel has, it sounds like she says "Mom". Just thought I would let you know.
I hope you enjoy it and I don't own Scott & Bailey ( :[ )
"You're a knob!" Janet said to her friend as she heaved her guts out. "You are a knob. You are an all singing, all dancing, fully paid-up member of the knob club." She exaggerated. Rachel groaned, from behind closed doors, kneeling down at the toilet. "How many times have we had this conversation lately, Rach?" She moaned in a motherly manner, over Rachels groaning and gagging. "If ya can't be nice, then..." Rachel tried to start a sentence, but failing rather miserably. "You can drink till the cows come home, please do, just not on an empty stomach!" She watched as her friend finally opened the door and came out, looking a right miserable mess.
"Erh..." Rachel moaned again, wipping her mouth with a tissue. She sighed out as she walked towards Janet and stood right infront of her, eyes frowning. "Do I smell?" Rachel asked, watching Janet lean back a little and let a smile almost take over her face. "You should stand downwind of her majesty if you should find yourself in her immediate vicinity." Janet raised an eyebrow. "Have you got any perfume on ya?" Rachel begged. "That won't work." Janet stated. "Your just smell like a transgender brick layer. What were you doing anyway?"
"My sisters mate, er, Julie, Already cocked up 3 marriages, why do it ag-...? Actually I know why she does it again. She likes having Hen partys." Janet laughed as Rachel spoke. "Level 27." Rachel shook her head. "Oh!" Janets eye's went big, her facial expression showing all signs of bad. "Up the bridge water tower?"
"Mmm..." Rachel nodded, admiring the weeping cut on her forhead. "Full of tossers."
"Nice..."
"So, Obviously, inevitably, me and our Alison spent the evening shouting shit at each other." Rachels eyes welled up. "Why?" Janet questioned. Rachel sniffed back the tears and shook her head. "So I walk out, I don't even know how I got home, never mind how I did this!" She pushed a little bit of pressure onto the bruised cut on her forehead. "But on the plus side, I did wake up in my own bed."
"What were you arguing about?"
"She doesn't want me to visit my mom. She said if I visit her, if I have anything to do with her, then she'll never speak to me again. Im like; Mmm, Is that a promise?"
"So you walked out with all the dignity."
"For a woman, with most my skirt tucked in my knickers; yeah probably."
Janet shook her head. Rachels chin went wobbly as she almost released a tear. "How?" She murmed. Her friend gave a sympathetic smile. Janets arms reached out and gripped Rachels waste, pulling her closer. She planted a gentle, yet passionate kiss on Rachels cold lips. Rachel soon let a soft moan escape her mouth, making Janet smile into the kiss. Their eyes fluttered shut, daringly. Janets hands explored Rachels baggy grey top, sending hot shivers down her spine. Rachel ulled away, looking serious yet wanting more. "We can't," Rachel whispered. "Gill might walk in." Janet released Rachel. "Oh shit yeah, I'm sick of sneaking around!" She moaned. "I can't tell Gill. She's been through enough without me having to hurt her. I loved her once but, when I found out you liked me how I like you... I couldn't just ignore it."
"I know." Janet smiled, reassuring her friend that everything would be fine.
"Right, Come on Robin." Rachel laughed, poking Janet in her sides. "Let's go fight crime in gothem city!" She said, with a put-on, funny voice. "Hey? How come i'm Robin?" Janet asked, collecting her items and jumping off the side. "What does that make you? The joker?"
"Piss Off, I'm Batman." Rachel flung the door open, slowly walking out of it, dreading the dead station. "Oh how we'll laugh!" Janet giggled, also using a funny voice.
X-X-X
Gill sat in her office, watching Kevin play with a ball of blue tack instead of doing his paperwork. She just shook her head and laughed sarcastically. No matter how hard she tried, she couldn't change Kevin. And to be honest, she wouldn't change him for the world! She was waiting for the girl of her dreams to walk past her window, giving Gill the happiness and hope she needed to get through the day.
"So if I'm Robin and you're Batman... Does that make Kevin The Joker?" Janet laughed towards Rachel, saying it loud enough for Kevin to hear. "Oi! I'm Superman!" He said, poking out his tongue. "We aren't going through the whole of the Avengers Kev," Rachel joked, slumping into her seat after chucking her coat and bag on the floor, underneath her desk.
Gill stood in her door frame, watching as Rachel Bailey glance her way, smiling. "Erm, Rachel." Gill stuttered out. "My office, please." Rachel stood up from her desk, pretending to look annoyed, as Mitch shook his head. She still had to pretend she loved Gill. She did, just not how she loved Janet. Janet made Rachel feel alive, more alive than Nick or Sean ever had! Gill moved out the way, letting Rachel past as she walked into her office.
X-X-X
"Ma'am?" Rachel asked, as Gill closed the blinds and locked the door. On the outside of the office, everyone heard the door lock. "Should we all leave the room? Ya know, let them get to it!" Lee joked, with a hint of seriousness. Everyone knew about Gill and Rachel, even though they tried not to let the secret escape, pretty much the whole of MIT knew. "I think we should, Early lunch maybe?" Janet suggested. They all nodded and walked down to the canteen.
X-X-X
Rachel rushed over to Gill, spun her around and pressed her against the door, kissing her with all the passion she had. Although she was touching Gill and sending spine chilling signs down her back, she couldn't get Janet off her mind. Everything she done, every touch she made, ever squeal, reminded her of Janet. She was stuck in her mind, but the truth was, Rachel liked it.
