Luigi went to play some smash bros brawl because he liked the game but he never used Samus before so he used her and she used her final smash
"Holy sheet, Samus is a girla and very-a hot!" Luigi now wanted sex with zero suit samus but didn't know how.
"Hey Mario, how do I have sex with Samuss?"
"Well you see Luigi, the internet is full of wonderful pictures to stroke your spaghetti noodle
"Okiee Dokiee" and he went to the public libary of Toad Town and searched up Samus and found many pictures.
"mama mia..."
Luigi increased and began touching himself as he searched up more risky photos
"Papa pia..."
Soon nudity wasn't enough and he had to go farther. Intercourse.
"Baby's got...
Intercourse wasn't enough. He had to go farther.
Taboo...
Samus getting it on with Ridley. Samus with a penis. Samus scat and urine.
"Sir, are you okay?" Asked a Librarian Toad.
"...The Diarrhea!"
Luigi spread his ragu all over the desk where the computer was at.
"You were masturbating! I'm getting the police!"
"No wait, it's not what it looks like!"
Luigi got arrested and used his one phone call to call Mario.
""Mario! I'm in the slammer! For cranking my pepper on the table."
"I don't understand, Luigi"
"I masturbated."
"Oh, Luigi, I'll be right there!"
Luigi's trial happened just then and his lawyer was in trouble.
"Jury have you reached a verdict?"
"Yes, your honor. We find Luigi guilty for masturbating his spaghetti noodle in public."
"Well, I have no choice but to send Luigi Mario to prision for 3 day-"
"HOLD IT! Luigi is not guilty on the grounds of my Mama's red spaghetti sauce."
"And do you have proof?"
"Luigi's retarded, your honor."
"In that case, I find Luigi not guilty."
Mario and Luigi hugged.
"Thanks Mario, but I'm not retarded."
"No, but you have Terminal 7, brain cancer, let's get you home before you embarrass yourself again."