Dear Twilight
Hello there. I am here to fix a few things. First off Edward lets go into the TARDIS. We have to get you back to your proper universe. Your name is Cedric by the way.
B! Jacob... your in too I got a friend you should meet his name is Jack.
C or 3 if you were counting. *pulls out sonic screwdriver and walks up to Bella* Oh I'm sorry, I am so very sorry. There is nothing I can do.
Right so moving on! I'm going to get the make up off these boys and take them home, hopefully we won't have any trouble along the way and they aren't exactly the brightest bunch.
Sincerely, The Doctor
P.S. To all Twilight fans, or Twihards as I have heard you refereed to as. I would like to apologize. I am so very sorry for everything it has done. Hopefully this will fix things. But if it doesn't... I regret nothing!