HEY GUYZ AND GRLZ THIS IS MY FIRST FICCIE EVERR SO PLZ NO FLAMES! HOPE U LIKE MY STORY AND BTW PIKACHU IS A GIRL N THIS SO DONT TEL ME OTHERWIZE LOL!
O YA AND I NO THIS IZ POKEMON AND EVRYTHING BUT ITZ STILL RATED R SO KIDDIES STAY OUT LOL.
DISKLAIMER: POKEMON ISNT MINE ITS SOME1 ELSES
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Ash opened his eyes to a fresh, new morning. He faintly remembered dreaming of playing drinking games with Misty. Dreams were always best when Misty had her top off, he thought. Maybe that was the case in real life as well. Ash stretched and figured that since his dream was so great, then his day would just get better. He looked down and noticed that Pikachu wasn't at the end of his bed; she must have started her period or something to that extent. He began to remember the days before Ash began to drink. A hearty laugh escaped from him- what a useless couple of years. He decided to quit reminiscing and stay in the present now. Where was that goddamn rat? Ash got up and began to look throughout his house for her. Well, it wasn't necessarily his house since he still lived with his mother but he really didn't give a damn about her anyway. The house still wasn't big enough to hide a bright yellow mouse for too long.
"Screw it," he threw his arms up in the air and pulled a cigarette from his shirt pocket. His mother hated it when he smoked, but he figured if she cared enough she would've kicked him out years ago.
"Pikachu's probably outside getting chased by that goddamn Meowth again," he muttered, taking another puff of his cigarette. It felt as if he was growing wearier by the day but it didn't matter. Nothing really did. He considered it to be very convenient that he had slept in his clothes from yesterday. He didn't have to hear his bitchy neighbor shriek about public indecency especially since wearing just your tighty-wighties to go pick up the newspaper isn't very indecent. Oh yes. He could think of many acts that were much more indecent. Brushing those thoughts away, he opened the front door and was surprised to see Pikachu with her back turned to him.
"Where the fuck have you been?"
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