One Bored NEET
Please note that I just got bored and wanted to see how this would turn out, I was lazy during this, so have some mercy, if any.
The sun rose on the House of Eternity, Eintei. First-time visitors would stand in awe at the sheer size of the mansion, which more than rivaled that of the Scarlet devil Mansion. Accompanying the sheer size was the splendor of the large eastern-style mansion. One would think that such a house could only belong to royalty, which isn't that far off, the mansion was hidden in The Bamboo Forest of The Lost, which was given the name for a reason, and most could only arrive at Eintei through either the rabbit youkai which lived there, or through Fujiwara no Mokou, eternal rival of the lady of the house, Kaguya Houraisan. Said lady had just pulled off an all-nighter playing WoW.
"uggh..." the princess groaned loudly, "these people really need to learn how to play if they're gonna want to pull off a raid, well, I suppose not everyone can match my skill level," Kaguya then began to walk to the room of Eirin, her guardian nurse. That is, she got up from her chair and looked at the door as if it were her mortal enemy, and faceplanted, due to her sleeping legs, onto the merciless floor. Less than 10 seconds later, a very loud "HELP ME EIRINNN!"was resounding throughout the mansion, and as if on cue, a stern-looking woman in a nurse uniform which was half red and half blue, and had constellations sewed into it, opened the door. Taking a look at the tangled mess of black hair on the floor, she let out a small sigh.
"Princess" Eirin began a mini-lecture that sounded as if it was said hundreds of times," you have to stop pulling these all-nighters off, it's almost as bad as you getting killed by that Fujiwara girl,"
"Yeah, yeah, you got any of those energy pills left?" Kaguya asked earnestly.
The pills were made especially for such occasions, they were like the power of ⑨ 5-hour energies in 1 tiny pill; Reisen practically ran on them
"yes princess, but you have to stop doing this, it's bad for your health a-""Immortal""… and I'm running out, between you and Udonge, the pills are running out quickly"
"Whatever, you can just make more, right?" Kaguya said bluntly, causing Eirin to sigh, as if she were trying to explain algebra to a certain ⑨, "It's not that simple, the necessary materials are-"
"Ok Eirin, I'll try to lay off the pills.
Besides that, the day went by uneventfully; not even the phoenix came by to kill. As a result, the Hourai NEET was bored, no, beyond bored, feeling as if her head would implode from such boredom, this feeling of boredom led to most incidents.
'Hmm' Kaguya thought to herself,' I wonder what'll happen if I look myself up on the internet…'
*NEETS are now searching, please watch warmly until done*
Kaguya soon found that the internet had an alarming amount of information on her, even containing her backstory. If it weren't for the situation, Kaguya might have yelled out "How dare they!"
"… Eirin?" Kaguya yells out nervously, and seeing as she didn't come quickly, Kaguya began to yell louder and louder, to the point where Miko would get annoyed with her.
Some 30 seconds later, the Brain of the Moon shows up "Yes princess?" Eirin responds, but upon seeing the frightened look on Kaguya's face, she then asks with urgency "What's wrong princess?!"
"the...the screen…" Kaguya said, pointing a shaking hand towards the screen. And as soon as she sees the screen, Eirin freezes as she sees plenty of information about herself and Kaguya is displayed.
"How, how, how could the outsiders know about us?" Kaguya whispered while holding her face in her hands.
"I don't know Princess, I don't know…" Eirin said, consoling herself more than comforting her princess.
Eventually, the two reached an agreement; to send Reisen, their Lunatic Rabbit of the Moon, to find the Youkai of borders, Yukari Yakumo. Upon finding the youkai, Reisen would then interrogate her to find out the reason of why the internet had information on Eintei.