This may start out feeling like a children's book, but that's only the first few chapters! Once I get into the thick of it, there WILL be language, violence, sex between men and women, men and men, and between women and women - but mostly men and men ;) . There will also be a couple of scenes of torture, but that will be much further on. THAT is why this has an M rating.

Thomas Dumbledore is a character of my own creation - I put the DVD on, and then act alongside it. This is basically me lol hence why I made Thomas the son of Voldemort; all other characters (Harry, Ron, Hermione, Dorcas Meadowes, etc) are owned by the great lady herself - J. K. Rowling.

The bulk of this is made up (word for word) of the scripts of all eight films. However, I will also be including storylines that never made it out of the books, such as Hermione's creation of S.P.E.W. and the Battle of the Astronomy Tower (which they "replaced" with the opening scene of a Death Eater attack in Half-Blood Prince!). If anyone has any other ideas for me to add to this (please please PLEASE! stick with the established storylines!), then simply message me and we'll go from there!

A. J. Lambert x