K, this is just some random cut scenes I've made up, just like a little warm up before chappie one
Blackstar is peeling orange peels while muttering "he loves me, he loves me not" at each peel, on the last one, it was a he loves me. So he jumps in the air with a loud "EAAAAAAAAAAAHOOOOOOOOOOO" and flys to Tigerstar in the dark forest, while kissing him, Blackstar said: "My matey, *smooch*, you have a red cheesy butt *smooch*, see you're blushing*smooch*"...
CUUUUUUUUUUUT
Hollyleaf was introducing her imaginary friend PuffyPepper to Dustpelt,
"Say hi to awesome Puffy!" Hollyleaf said proudly, motioning to a group of awesome, fantastic, fascinating, majestic... empty air.
"Hi. Puffy." Dustpelt smiled blankly to the group of empty air, "Wanna hav sum catnip?"
CUUUUUUUUT
"HARRY POTTER, GET YOUR BUTT OVER HERE AND SAY THE SPELLLLLLL, MABOOMAKALOOPOOBASTA!" YELLED DUMB-OL-DOOR
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"Squirrelnoob, hehe, Dustypoop, haha, Tigerdung, hoho, Goldenfart, huhu, Grayhair, hawhaw, Firearmpits, LOLOLOL, HAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHEEEHEEE" Said a very drunk Bramblestar
CUTTTT
Berrynose is supposed to be fighting Darkstripe... But instead...
"Hey hey Darkstripe! Hey, hey hey! Look here Darkstripe! Have you done 'it' with Tigerstar? Don't be shy, tell me! Come on! Oh yeah, look, isn't my fur pretty today? I curled it with my mom's curlers! No no don't interrupted, it's rude!" Darkstripe twirled in circles three times and fell, completely defeated. Berrynose yelled victory and started rambling again, "Hey everyone, I beat Darkstripe! See, I jumped on him, made him feel my awesome claws..."
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Hahakit and Noearskit is having a conversation, it didn't go too well
"Haha!" Said Hahakit
"What?" Asked Noearskit
"Haha!"
"Wut?"
"Haha!"
"WHAT?"
"Haha!"
WAHT?!"
"Haha!"
CUTTTT
Ok, DONE!