Jeremy: Alright, it's time to do the news, and first off, a man said to a French guy, that, he had no French cars being built because he spends his time, proposing to random schoolgirls.
James: Wait. Did you say that man thinks the French don't build cars for murderers, such as the Renault Espace, and Renault 16. Maybe not in Paris where all lovers go have a crisis in public.
Richard: Do you really have to bring that up in public, I mean, there could be kids watching thinking, I want to start a crisis with hot schoolgirls.
Jeremy: What's with you and young schoolgirls Richard. Anyways, the guy who said this was not Boris Johnson, but it was actually Arthur Kirkland.
Richard: Who?
Jeremy: Arthur Kirkland. The one guy with the bushy eyebrows, which everybody calls England because he represents this country.
James: You mean when he goes to meetings with France, America, Italy, Germany, Russia the Rapist, Japan, Greece, Spa-.
Richard: I thinks that's enough of these countries. Besides, we are getting off topic.
Jeremy: Hey, I've got an idea. Let's invite these guys to see which countries cars are better, and we will be the judges. We will set up challenges for these warheads of World War II, see who gets the most points!
James: Great news! The Dacia Duster is here in our studio, because Dacia wants me to test it out after the news.
Jeremy: Great!
Richard: Alright, time to talk about the Geneva Motor Show. Jeremy, you are going to love this. Alfa Romeo has released a follow up model for the 8C, here it is.
Jeremy: Wh-a-at is that supposed to be.
Richard: It's the new 4C. Beautiful, ain't it.
Jeremy: What have they done to it, it is ugly, it's not art at all. If they told me to drive that, I would rather drive a Prius.
James: Or a Sandero, of course.
Richard: Fine, whatever you say. I don't think it's ugly because Alfa Romeo can't make ugly cars. We should thank Italy for making a car like this.