Hey I'm back! And so is more of Zac's stories...I didn't even get to read the whole thing so it will be a surprise for me as well and the rating might change it depends on what he writes...And I know I'm not updating my stories but I have way to much homework and also writer's block...
Enjoy!
Chapter 1 of The Travels of Bulma and Launch the Stalker
"Me and my big stomach," thought Yamcha," the pie was just sitting there steaming hot and covered in sugar…" Yamcha was interrupted by a strange growl. He leapt ten feet in the air before he realized it was his stomach.
"I wish Bulma let me eat the whole thing before stabbing me with that Katana." Yamcha whined out loud.
"You shouldn't have continued eating after she did!" laughed Tien, who was sitting across from him.
"But it was so good!" exclaimed Yamcha defensively.
"Yes I know, I had to knock you out to get you to shut up." Tien laughed. He had run into Yamcha and was explaining why he was there. "Launch is chasing me with the help of Bulma," He sighed," I think they somehow know we are traveling together."
"Oh no, I bet Bulma put a tracker in the pie!" Yamcha said in despair, poking at his stomach as if to feel for the device.
"Maybe, but I think Launch tagged me too or they wouldn't know I was here as well." Tien thused.
"The Narrator! What does the word thused mean?" Tien asked.
"It means to wonder out loud." A voice boomed.
"Why do you narrate your narrating?" Yamcha questioned.
"Because I narrate the entire story. Oh never mind get on with the story or I can't narrate you."
"Sheesh, with all the narrators in the world you would think you could get one that wasn't as gloomy as Vegeta." Yamcha said.
"I didn't get my cuppa coffee this morning!" exclaimed the voice.
"So? I got stabbed with a Kanata after breakfast and I didn't whine." Yamcha countered.
"Oh please, all you have to do is eat a senzu bean and you're all better. I have to tough it up and do my job so I don't get foreclosed." The voice said and then it was muted.
"No kids huh?" Yamcha said nudging Tien with his foot.
"Can't get a date, can you?" Yamcha taunted Tien.
"Who are you looking at you 20 year old virgin." Tien said right back.
"I don't have kids because I don't want any!" Yamcha defended himself, stung by the comment.
"Hey being the narrator doesn't give you the right to say whatever you want!" Yamcha shouted. He was angry about the comment about him being stung even though he did feel stung.
"Just get on with the story ok?" Yamcha muttered.
We hope that wasn't so bad but Zac has horrid grammer and I'm the one that proof reads it and I change it around but I hope you enjoyed it and also please no flames but if I did spell any words wrong let me know.
Till the next chapter
Yamcha-sama and her slave Zac.