My Roommate

Hey there bro! How's it goin'? My name is Pewdiepie... Well ermm my real name's Felix Arvid Ulf Kjellberg.. But just call me Felix or Pewds, either one is fine. Anyways, welcome to Brennenburg Prep Academy where there's drama, sluts, and barrels. Hope you enjoy you're stay although it may not be a pleasant one…

Mr. Chair's POV

I sighed as my friend Felix rambled on and on about the school we're getting sent to. Brennenburg Prep Academy, a place full of happiness and rainbows… Not.

"Bro I swear their uniforms are made of silk. They were soft as fuck! How did we even get into a top notch school like that?"

"Whatever you say Pewds. And we got accepted because we had advanced grades and test scores. I don't think it's that big of a deal, just some snobbish rich school in the middle of nowhere."

"Bro this is one of the top ten school's in the country, you should be the most excited out of the both of us Chaise! You've talked about this school since we were in middle school… What's wrong?"

He shot me a look of concern as he stopped at a red light. I sighed and pushed up my glasses to the bridge of my nose. I am actual excited but, I just don't want to be surrounded by a bunch of sluts while I'm trying to learn thank you very much. I looked at Pewds nervously as he drove past the green light.

"Well, Felix it would be difficult to pay attention in class if it's filled with hormone raged teenagers."

Felix rolled his eyes as he pulled into my driveway.

"Aww c'mon Chaise it won't be that bad, there's a library right?"

I gave him a small smile as he grinned at me. Pewds knows me so well… He ruffled my hair and I huffed in annoyance, he knows I hate that. I whined as he chuckled at me.

"Pewds! Don't do that! You know I don't like that!"

He smiled at me innocently.

"Aw, I'm sorry I didn't know."

I glared at him as I got out of the car.

"Idiot… Don't forget to wake up at 7 Felix. We have to be at the school by 9, we can't make a bad impression on the first day. I'll pick you up so you better be up or else I'll use chair mode on you!"

He faked a scared face and I folded my arms.

"Oh no! Chair mode I'm so fucking scared! I think I pissed my pants thinking about it!"

"Felix I am serious. I will drag you out of that bed if I have to."

"Don't worry. Don't worry, Chaise. I'll be up, I promise. Brofist on it?"

He held out his fist to me smiling. I sighed and unfolded my arms.

"You better be up."

I brofist his fist and he made a fist pump. I rolled and started walking up my driveway to my door. Felix beeped the horn as he backed out of the driveway.

"SEE YA TOMORROW CHAISE!"

"BYE PEWDS! DON'T FORGET OUR PROMISE!"

He waved as sped off down the road. I shook my head and opened the front door to my house with my key. I walked in sighing and pushed up my glasses.

"Hey mom, I'm home!"

My mom popped her head out the kitched and smiled at me.

"Hey hun! How'd getting the uniforms go with Felix?"

She ducked back into the kitchen making something delicious as always. I followed her in there and took a seat at the breakfast bar.

"Well it went fine… Except that Felix knocked over some racks of clothes and a few mannequins."

"God, that child is so clumpsy!"

I shrugged at her as she continued to cook. I went upstairs to my room and started packing. After I finished I went down to eat dinner with my mom and did the dishes after. I jumped in the shower then sleepily walked to my bed. Man, I'm beat… My eyelids got heavier as thought more about tomorrow. Maybe Felix is right, Brennenburg Prep Academy won't be so bad… Will it?