"Jareth, no offense but I don't need your help with this. I would prefer Crowley's help." Sarah said in a huff. "He's the tech guy and I just want this stupid computer fixed so I can get back to my homework."

"What makes you think that I know nothing of computers? I know of a floppy disk, I know what a monitor is, and I know that a mouse is a computer part and not the animal." Jareth tried so very hard to impress his Sarah, however it had failed, miserably.

"Well Jareth you may know the computer parts but you don't know how to work one. Please just leave me, I really need to study. I cannot afford to let my grades slip or I will lose my scholarship."

"Fine I will leave you to your studying, but just so you know I am the master of the computer arts."

"What's RAM?" Sarah said hopping to catch Jareth in his lie.

"An animal with large horns in the front of his head in which to fend off other males." Jareth had no idea what animals had to do with technology, but he would humor his sweet Sarah.

"No Jareth that's the animal, I was asking about the computer RAM."

"Ah that RAM, um of course, it's well, uh, how to put it so that you can understand? It's a..."

"A what Jareth? You do know what RAM is don't you oh 'Master of the Computer Arts?' Please tell me for I do not know." Sarah was just being mean now, but oh how she loved to see him squirm.

"Uh, it's, ah-hem. Oh look at the time." Jareth pulled out his naked wrist in front of him and looked at an imaginary watch. "I have to go, ah, grocery shopping, yes that's it. I must get to the store before it becomes to crowded. So long my dear, to bad I could not tutor you in the computer arts. Farewell." Jareth poofed out of Sarah and Christine's apartment.

'I must learn about this technology that has bewitched the human race. But where to find a place that sells technology?' Jareth decided to ask the most technologically savvy person in the building.

"Why is it that you want to know about computers again?" asked Crowley

"It's not just the computers, it also the cellular telephones, and the apple music thingy that humans are obsessed with. I need to keep up with what the humans are involved with in today's society."

"Alright I can understand that. But it is a little hard to learn about all that stuff here. I need to take you to a wonderful place where technology is catered to you."

"Ooh, that sounds fascinating, where is this place and how can I get to it?" Jareth was bouncing on this heals in excitement.

"Get in the car and I will show you" Crowley was going to enjoy this.

"Welcome to Best Buy™, can I help you find anything?" said a pudgy man in his thirties.

"Why yes you can, I am looking for a computer." Said Crowley.

"What kind? We have Apple, HP, Toshiba."

"One that is for entertainment and cannot break easily."

"Well all computers will eventually wear down and break, however Best Buy™ does offer a variety of warranties. What sort of warranty will you be needing?" The pudgy man said while leading the demon further into the store.

"Physical damage." said Crowley

"What exactly are you planning that you would need a physical damage warranty?" The pudgy man was getting on Crowley's nerves. Why couldn't the man just lead him to the computers and leave them alone?

"Well my friend here has some very, well lets say careless, gobli-, err, children living with him. Also does your warranty cover glitter damage?"

"I am not sure, you would need to talk to the warranty guys up front." Said the increasingly annoying salesman.

"Then why are you asking me all of the stupid details if your not the one I am supposed to be talking to?" Crowley was feeling a head ache coming on.

"I'm just making conversation, no need to be rude. Let me get the computer guy for you." The pudgy man waddled off into the opposite direction.

Crowley let out a long sigh, thankful the sales clerk finally left them alone. "Alright Jareth, these are Laptops. They are small computers meant to be carried with you, and..." Crowley looked up to realize that he was talking to himself.

Jareth was in awe while looking at the wall of televisions. On of which was projecting him onto a 45" in high definition. "Hey Crowley check this out. Where ever I go the other me follows, and its not a mirror. This human magic is great."

Crowley grabbed Jareth by the back of his jacket, dragging him to the computer section.

6 hours later

The pair had finally reached the checkout counter with an entire shopping cart full of goodies. Crowley was exhausted from teaching Jareth about everything in the store, who had run from one item to another saying "Ooh what's this? What does this do? What's that do? Ooooh, what does this button do?" Crowley almost thought he would bust a vein. This entire trip was almost a waste of his day, almost, he had Jareth buy him a new Iphone as payment for today's venture.

"Hello, all finished shopping are we?" asked the cute checkout girl.

"I could spend all day in here but my friend said no." Jareth said with a pout.

"The store is closing, I can't change that." Crowley said in an annoyed tone.

"Well lets ring you up shall we?" asked the cute girl.

"Hey Jareth?"

"Yes Crowley"

"How exactly are you going to pay for all this?"

"What do you mean?"

"I mean you have a laptop, an Iphone, Ipad, Ipod, Ihome, various video games, consoles, movies, surround sound stereo, blue ray player, entertainment center, and to top it all off a 60 inch 3D, HD TV! These things are expensive. How will you pay for all this?"

"Hmm, maybe I should have stopped by Gringotts before we came here."

"All finished, would you like to put this purchase on you store card today?" Asked the cute cashier.

"Why yes, yes I would." Jareth replied. "What's a store card?"

"Just fill out your information here." She handed him an application form.