Whose Subtitle Is It Anyway - PART 2

Greetings! ^^ I've decided to try this again. WLIIA belongs to....those people... and Neon Genesis Evangelion belongs to....other people. OH, and this may contain a couple of SPOILERS, so watch your step!!!!

Misato:

"Hello, and welcome to Whose Subtitle Is It Anyway, the show where everything's made up and the points are useless...just like the instruction manual in a Gundam. This game is called 'Hoedown', and it's for all four of you. Rei, Shinji, Asuka, and Pen Pen. Pen Pen?"

*the penguin has mysteriously vanished...*

Misato:

"Well, that's probably a good thing, as Pen Pen can't really sing anyway. OK, here we go!"

*.....if you don't know the Hoedown theme... I sowwy!!!*

Shinji:

"My name's Shinji Ikari,

I think I have no worth

I think that they've just dealt with me

Ever since my birth.

I'm piloting an Eva,

Can't say it's such a thrill.

But what the hey, they're nice to me

And I've got time to kill."

("As well as that cute gray-haired kid" mocks Asuka. Shinji ignores her. )

Asuka:

"I think all men are perverts,

It makes me want to scream

They're all a bunch of peeping toms

Or that's the way they seem.

I hate all those I've ever met

And everything I do

I'm too well-built for age fourteen

And Kaji thought so too!"

(everyone sweatdrops, and the cheery music blocks out the sound of Misato hurling the buzzer against a wall)

Rei:

"My name's Rei Ayanami,

I pilot Evas too.

I only sing this stupid song

Because they told me to.

I really don't know what I am,

But one thing is for sure:

Asuka is five years old.

She might be that mature."

Everyone:

"Might be that matuuurrreee!!!"

Asuka bristles in anger. "So, Wonder Girl, you really DO have a brain! I was beginning to think Commander Ikari created a robot instead of a human being!!"

Rei frowns. "If he did, I would be content to live that way, if he wanted me to." Asuka shrieks and starts kicking things. Shinji runs around, frantically trying to be the peacemaker. The credits start rolling and the screen turns into static, because Asuka has broken the camera with a chair.

Gooooooodnight everybody!!!