A/N: Ok, new story. I think its kinda kool. Please tell me what you think. If you think it's bad, good, in between. I'd like it! So here it is!
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Job.
BPOV
I screamed at the mirror. I was so pissed! I can't believe I lost my job. I can't believe that James told the boss that I was sexual harassing HIM. HE was harassing ME! He was the one to grab my ass when I was bent over the copier. He was the one who tried to kiss me in the elevator. He was the one who repeatedly sent me love notes, chocolate, flowers, and teddy bears. Whatever it's there stupidity! I was the best worker there. I got them over 4 million dollars, but they throw me out, all because when I told the boss James was harassing me James made it look like I was the one who did it all. That bastard! I'm so gonna get him back.
"Hey, Bella! How was work?" My friend Alice asked when she got home from her job. She's a hooker. At first I was a little skeptical when I found out where she worked, but Alice was awesome. I loved her and how she paid half the rent.
"Well you know how James was harassing me?" I asked Alice as I walked into the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and lemons.
"Yea." Alice said looking at my bottle.
"Well, when I went to the boss to tell him how I was afraid of James. That sick son of a bitch turned it around and said I was the one who did it all. So I got FUCKING fired!" I said raising my voice when I got to fucking.
"That bastard!" Alice said graping the bottle and chugging some, then taking a lemon wedge and sucking on it.
"I know, now I'm out of a job. How the hell am I supposed to pay rent?" I asked taking the bottle back.
"Who cares about that I'm more into getting him back!" Alice said pacing the living room.
"Alice, how are we supposed to do that? I mean the guy is like a fucking saint! Except for the whole harassing thing but other than that he is PERFECT!" I said chugging more without a lemon. I was already feeling a little tipsy. Alice looked at me with a smile then ran into her room. While she was gone I looked for more vodka. I heard her come back in, I turned around and stumbled a little. She was holding up a micro miniskirt, a sports bra, and stilettos.
"What am I going to do with your work clothes?" I asked laughing a little at what I said.
"Bella, James comes down to where I work every Saturday." Alice said smiling.
"And?" I asked
"And you need a job." Alice said like it was obvious.
"Alice, I'm drunk, not fucking Albert Einstein. Tell me what your thinking." I said getting pissed.
"You need a job. Hooking doesn't need a resume. James comes down to my block every Saturday." Alice said irritated.
"You want me to hook?" I asked.
"Yes, its easy. Your not a virgin. And you need a job. AND James goes there every Saturday!" Alice said jumping up and down like a bunny on meth.
"Your right. I need a job. And hooking is easy. And we can get James back." I said standing up and walking over to Alice.
"Are you saying what I think your saying Bella?" Alice asked faking happiness.
"Yes, Alice! I'm going to become a hooker!"
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A/N: Ok, just so you all know. I pretty much wrote this in my shower. What did you all think? Good Bad? You tell me.
Ally