Chapter 1
One day in the tall grass Ash was trying to capture a Diglett (go figure, Ash. You really wanna catch them all). Brock reminded him that he already had a Diglett and he didn't have to catch one. Ash was disappointed but stopped fighting and ran for it. "Sorry, Diglett." said Ash. "Dig, dig." said the Diglett. Then, Brock threw out a pokeball. That's probably his Diglett, Ash thought. Just looking at it, this was the first time he had realized that it was buried. Go figure. "So...what is he buried for?" Ash asked. "You don't just ask a pokemon why he's buried, Ash." Misty said. She took a look at Diglett. "Geez. Why does he bury himself?" Now, the answer you've been waiting for is about to come. "Come on you guys. I'm sure the Diglett has a reason." Brock said. "Let's see." Ash said, "It's just dirt. It's not like there's anything bad. I bet it's just the rest of his body." "Yeah." said Misty, "But what does it look like?" "Like Ash said." Brock replied, "Maybe we just need to dig down to the surface." He reached for Diglett. "Come on, Diglett. I'm not gonna hurt you." said Brock. "I wonder. I wonder. I wonder. What his feet look like." Misty said. "His feet? Yeah." said Ash. Diglett was a squirmy fella but he kept with it. Soon, it will be known his form.
Chapter 2
Until then, bored Ash and Misty waited and waited. "When will we see his feet?" Ash and Misty said both at the same time. "Jinx!" they said. "Almost there." Brock said, "Diglett is just super squirmy." Diglett was wanting his hole back but this was for the people to know. "Sorry, Diglett." Brock said, "But your feet need to be revealed. People have been wondering like forever." Diglett was finally walking on the ground. Not sure of what the ground was like not underground, Diglett was afraid. "Aww!" Misty said, "It looks so cute!" Diglett looked at her, wobbling here and there. "Maybe every Diglett has that about them." Ash said. "Feet?" Misty asked. "Yep." Ash said, "You've just gotta look." Misty looked around. "Try putting it in your Pokeball again Brock." she said. Brock sent his Diglett back in to the Pokeball. just then, a girl walked up. Brock loved her like every other girl he met. But when she wanted to battle, Ash was the first to volunteer. Ash couldn't beleive how she rejected the match. She probably wanted to battle Brock. Go figure, Ash thought. Brock sent out Geodude. The girl sent out Mudkip. Brock looked at the girl. Ash wondered if he'd been too lovestruck to battle. "Brock. Battle." Ash said. "Ok." Brock said, looking at his Geodude. "Use Tackle!" Mudkip used Mud Slap. Geodude got hit big time. "Oh. Huge hit." Ash said. "Well, Geodude. Finish it up with Mega Punch!" They both fainted. "Think about that. What is your next Pokemon?" said the girl. She sent out Torchic. "Mine is..." Brock said. He couldn't resist the urge to kiss her. Then, Diglett came out not out of command just came out. "Is that?" asked the girl. "No time to... ok. Talk." Brock had totally lost focus and the battle was cancelled. "I don't wanna battle with you if this is gonna happen." said the girl.
Chapter 3
Brock wanted to see her again. He was flirtatious. Instead of him, she was checking Diglett out. Brock was offended that she wanted a Pokemon instead of him. "hey!" Brock called, "Come back! That's my Diglett!" "Fine." said the girl. Here." she said, "I've never seen a Diglett when he's not underneath all that dirt."
Now...you know...kinda...what Diglett looks like. Nobody really knows... this was all a work of fiction and thought. So hope you enjoyed.