-CHAPTER 1-
Cartman Pov:
I know he is gay. I definiately know. He must be... but the problem who is he gay for?
The first person who comes to my mind is his 'super best gay friend' Stan. Ahhhh!!!
It sucks, i can never bring him to love me when he's in love with that doughebag.
He always sees me as his enime, i mean we are. I have destroyed this little yew over all this jears and all of my plans worked. This one will be the hardest. That one will destroy his useless life. All I ever wanted is to see him suffer. I don't want him to die I mean who would I pick on and make fun. Just to suffer. This plan is so fucking genius. Why didn't I come earlier to this.
Can't wait for tommorow.
