Ah Stan. As flawed a man as you are, you are an amazing character, and I, along with many others, love you for it. Here's to you!
"Not What I Seem"
Verse 1:
Hey, kids! Welcome for the summer
I'm your great uncle, Stan!
You're gonna stay in Gravity Falls for a little while
Just wait and see what I have planned
Mysteries are everywhere
But they are harmless, mostly
Just keep away from triangles
And don't watch your Grunkle too closely
Chorus 1:
There is a lot you don't know about me
There is more to this mystery
You've got to trust me, please believe
Everything I've done is for this family
Don't push that button to the machine
I'm not a bad guy, just wait and see
Don't interfere, please don't do anything
Because I'm not what I seem, not what I seem
Verse 2:
Don't dig too deeply, kid
Some things are best left hidden
I'm not really one of the good guys
But I'm also not really a villain
All I want is to protect
The people I care about
Ford is trapped in another dimension
It's up to me to get him out
Chorus 2:
There is a lot you don't know about me
There is more to this mystery
You've got to trust me, please believe
Everything I've done is for this family
Don't push that button to the machine
I'm not a bad guy, just wait and see
Don't interfere, please don't do anything
Because I'm not what I seem, not what I seem
Bridge:
The time is near
It's almost here
I've got to protect my family
I can't let them disappear
I'm facing monsters, agents, and demons
Soon enough the world may fall
But if I can protect the ones I love
Guess I was good for something after all
Chorus 3:
There is a lot you don't know about me
There is more to this mystery
You've got to trust me, please believe
Everything I've done is for this family
Don't push that button to the machine
I'm not a bad guy, just wait and see
Don't interfere, please don't do anything
Because I'm not what I seem, not what I seem
Guess I was good for something after all
Not what I seem, not what I seem