'Because You Creep Me Out'
This is a silly little ficcy. Jun is nagging Yamato and he finally tells her off. ^-^
I don't own Digimon, I do own the skateboarder and the Japanese crowd. And the big dark black hole.
I don't like Jun and hope with all my heart to be the one to shove her in a pit of mud, filled with sticky… smelly… things. Bwahahaha!!! ^-^
"Jun!!!" Yamato raved. The red haired girl clung to his arm, pulling him down the crowded street. People gave the couple funny looks, trying to not come within close proximity with the two.
"Jun! Let me go!!" Yamato flailed his arms, trying to get Jun off. She clung tighter and began to pout. "Argh! Get off me!"
"Ah, Yama-chan. Why?!" Jun wailed. Yamato stopped flailing and tried to pry her hands off his arm. Jun broke into tears. "Why!?!?" she screeched. Yamato covered his ears, grimacing at Jun's high screeches.
"Because you creep me out!" He got in. She stopped howling and looked up at him.
"I creep you out?" She asked, sniffling. "How? How could I!!? Your beautiful koi creep out my Yama-chan?!?!" She broke into tears again and they began to stream down her cheeks in torrents.
"First off, your not my koi, Taichi is. Secondly, of course you creep me out. Whenever I see you I want to run away, and find a deep dark hole to hide in and every day and night I'll hope and pray you won't find me in my dark hole." Jun wailed after Yamato's impromptu speech.
"I'm not done!" Jun silenced, getting in a few sniffles. Yamato went on, " I am going to spend the rest of my years in that big black hole, and I'm going to build a temple to whatever god keeps you away. I don't care if Satan himself is required to do it, or if I have to sell my soul, as long as you go away! I'll live in the darkest blackest, longest cave in the world and feed on little cave slugs if I have to, as long as you stay away!!! I'd be willing to spoon out my own damn eyes so I don't have to look at you, or rip off my ears in some other manner of painful mutilation so I can't hear you!! I'll live in my own filth if it meant you'd stay away, dye my hair green if it meant you would stay away!!" The blonde seemed to be done and he took a big breath. Jun looked at him in stunned silence, her tears long forgotten. Her cheeks were wet and her eyes red.
The crowd that had clung to the pair had stopped to gawk, their mouths hanging open. Yamato looked around himself, to see everyone staring. He looked down at Jun; she too had her mouth open. It was opening and closing like a hooked fish on a line. Her grip had loosened and Yamato wriggled out of it.
He stood in the middle of the sidewalk; people around him began to back off when he came near. And off Yamato walked, his hands shoved deep in his pockets, whistling a little tune. All the while people stared at his departing back, surprised in his outburst.
Jun plopped down onto the ground, making a thwack sound when she hit the hard sidewalk.
"Wha?" she asked in a dumbfounded voice.
A boy approached her and said, "He doesn't like you, duh!" The boy pulled out a skateboard from his backpack and set it down on the ground. He pushed off and flew down the street, weaving in and out of the crowd. The people began moving again, making a wide berth around the stunned red head on the ground.
Dumb Jun. ^-^ Silly? Ne? Well, review.
Yamato: Told her off, huh?
Daisuke: That was funny. And the dumb bitch deserved it. ^-^
Aku: Yeah, she is pretty stupid, ne? REVIEW!!!!
This is a silly little ficcy. Jun is nagging Yamato and he finally tells her off. ^-^
I don't own Digimon, I do own the skateboarder and the Japanese crowd. And the big dark black hole.
I don't like Jun and hope with all my heart to be the one to shove her in a pit of mud, filled with sticky… smelly… things. Bwahahaha!!! ^-^
"Jun!!!" Yamato raved. The red haired girl clung to his arm, pulling him down the crowded street. People gave the couple funny looks, trying to not come within close proximity with the two.
"Jun! Let me go!!" Yamato flailed his arms, trying to get Jun off. She clung tighter and began to pout. "Argh! Get off me!"
"Ah, Yama-chan. Why?!" Jun wailed. Yamato stopped flailing and tried to pry her hands off his arm. Jun broke into tears. "Why!?!?" she screeched. Yamato covered his ears, grimacing at Jun's high screeches.
"Because you creep me out!" He got in. She stopped howling and looked up at him.
"I creep you out?" She asked, sniffling. "How? How could I!!? Your beautiful koi creep out my Yama-chan?!?!" She broke into tears again and they began to stream down her cheeks in torrents.
"First off, your not my koi, Taichi is. Secondly, of course you creep me out. Whenever I see you I want to run away, and find a deep dark hole to hide in and every day and night I'll hope and pray you won't find me in my dark hole." Jun wailed after Yamato's impromptu speech.
"I'm not done!" Jun silenced, getting in a few sniffles. Yamato went on, " I am going to spend the rest of my years in that big black hole, and I'm going to build a temple to whatever god keeps you away. I don't care if Satan himself is required to do it, or if I have to sell my soul, as long as you go away! I'll live in the darkest blackest, longest cave in the world and feed on little cave slugs if I have to, as long as you stay away!!! I'd be willing to spoon out my own damn eyes so I don't have to look at you, or rip off my ears in some other manner of painful mutilation so I can't hear you!! I'll live in my own filth if it meant you'd stay away, dye my hair green if it meant you would stay away!!" The blonde seemed to be done and he took a big breath. Jun looked at him in stunned silence, her tears long forgotten. Her cheeks were wet and her eyes red.
The crowd that had clung to the pair had stopped to gawk, their mouths hanging open. Yamato looked around himself, to see everyone staring. He looked down at Jun; she too had her mouth open. It was opening and closing like a hooked fish on a line. Her grip had loosened and Yamato wriggled out of it.
He stood in the middle of the sidewalk; people around him began to back off when he came near. And off Yamato walked, his hands shoved deep in his pockets, whistling a little tune. All the while people stared at his departing back, surprised in his outburst.
Jun plopped down onto the ground, making a thwack sound when she hit the hard sidewalk.
"Wha?" she asked in a dumbfounded voice.
A boy approached her and said, "He doesn't like you, duh!" The boy pulled out a skateboard from his backpack and set it down on the ground. He pushed off and flew down the street, weaving in and out of the crowd. The people began moving again, making a wide berth around the stunned red head on the ground.
Dumb Jun. ^-^ Silly? Ne? Well, review.
Yamato: Told her off, huh?
Daisuke: That was funny. And the dumb bitch deserved it. ^-^
Aku: Yeah, she is pretty stupid, ne? REVIEW!!!!