"It all
started on tuesday"
By: Serenity Xavier
Humor\Humor
Disclaimer:I do not own Gundam wing or the Characters or Crayola or Muppet Babies or Mountain Dew(sigh)or um the other stuff I forgot but I wish I did Cause I would
love em and keep em forever and ever,Pleez do not sue me. Thanx
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Chapter1 "Road trip!"
It was a pretty average day, Everyone was at Heero's Apartment................just because.
Wufei was watching Muppet Babies, Quatre was carving a ham (???) ,Heero was on his laptop,
Duo was putting abunch of little braids in his hair , and Trowa had went to the bathroom muttering somthing
about how cottonballs would someday rule the world. Duo decided he was bored and turned on the radio.
The annoying radio man announced a contest and the 5th caller that knew how to disable a atomic bomb,
got tickets to a basket ball game. "HEEEERO,"Duo called. He handed Heero the phone . "I'm sorry your a 1st caller!"
the man said Heero dialed again "Hello you are the 3rd caller mabey next time!" Heero threw the phone down angrilly.
Luckilly it hit the Redial button. "Congraulations!,You are the 5th caller ,Now to win the tikets tell me,How do you disarm an atomic bomb?" "well," Heero began"first you.....WE INTERUPT THIS FIC BECAUSE I DO NOT KNOW HOW TO DISARM BOMB'S AND MY BROTHER IS BUSY NOW!
"YOU'R RIGHT!" yelled the radio announcer . Heero handed the phone to Duo. As soon as Duo was off the phone he smiled "why were you so nice to answer the question?" he giggled happily. "Because I'm going to that game with you so I can break that stupid blind date..........." Heero said"I know it's Relena and Quatre set it up he's on her team ya know.....crap I wish she would leave me alone, besideds after the game I think I 'll blow up the gym" Duo was joyously prancing around the house until he heard the radio man say that the tikets had somehow combusted. "NOOOOOO!" he cried. "But before you slit your wrists come on down to the station in Saint Louis Missuori and get a big juicy prize!!!!!!!!!" said the radio announcer again.
"Road Trip!"
every one said at once.......including the ham Quatre was carving (shudder). Trowa came from the bathroom, On each shoulder sat a cotton ball with little jiggly eye's and evil phyco Crayola Marker smiles.......Bob & Cob.
"Bob, Cob, shall we go with them?" asked Trowa looking at each cotton ball of unknown evil lurking deep within!
DA DA DAAAAAAAA!
"Obey the machine" they said blandly."We must attend this road trip to further infect the influence of the machine."
Everyone got into Trowa's car they had stolen from a midget and a possesd cow. (???)
Duo hopped up front "Shotgun!" he yelled as he sat down.
Quatre called his mother on his cell-phone . "Yes Mother, I will be fine......No......Well yes Duo's going...."
Quatre was obviously losing the battle of permision to go, so Trowa grabbed the phone and said "We must go!"
and broke it handing it back to a Quatre who looked as if he were about to cry.
Wufei sat in the middle grouchy because he didn't find out if Miss Piggy was cheating on Kermit the frog!
Quatre sat beside him crying and clasping his dear little cell-phone (with a pooh bear cover!) to his chest.: (
Heero took the driver seat and Trowa was asking his cotton companions wich shoulder they would like to set on.
"I don't want to go with Trowa He's scary!" cried Quatre. Heero rolled his eyes and strapped Trowa to the
roof of the car . They heard somthing from the trunk but ignored it and drove to a local gas station to
get some neccary items for their journey. Duo grabbed Quatre and Wufei and went inside as Heero filled the gas tank, And Trowa hit his head repeatedly on the hood yelling "KILL THE BOLONEY CHICKEN DARN YOU!"
Inside Quatre went to the bathroom while Duo grabbed 50 bottled Mountain Dews. Wufei luckily saw the ending of the show on a televison hanging overhead. He happily skipped off to the Candy aisle. Heero came in and was
asked to pay for everything. He smiled slyly and pulled out Rellena's "Visa Platinum" .
They went outside and got back in the car.
"DUOOO TURN UP THE AIR !!!" whined Quatre Claming he was about to have a heat stroke.
"Shut up or I'll make you ride with Trowa!" he replied smiling evily, Quatre shudderd adn began to softly cry. : (
Again somthing was heard from the trunk but no one noticed , Because they couldn't hear over Quatre's sobs and Duo's "Duo's recording session " CD. "So we are going to Missuri right?" asked Heero. "Yea, Um from New York ." said Duo unfolding a road map witch took up the whole car Heero just continued to drive thru hedges .Sivilllians & dogs. Quatre started screaming that he was lost somwhere near Texas . Duo smiled and pulled the map back closed "Ok, I think were in Pennsylvania." he said "The sun is setting vampires are gonna eat ussss!" cried Quatre . They pulled into a small farm of Amish people with horses and buggies everywhere. Quatre giggled "Yay,
now we can be pioneers!" he said Hopping from the car and gettingrid of his beeper and cellphone.
"I want one of those!" whined Duo pointing to a womans little white bun hat. "Welcome my sons have ye come for a nights rest?" asked a man with a large hat and fuzzy beard in a broad skottish accent. Heero started speaking in about ten different langueges and started sighning "What languege is he speaking?" asked Duo.
They were escorted to a barn where they were to stay the night .
What will happen while the Guys are staying with the Amish? What about Trowa? And what is the noise from the trunk? find out in the next chapter "Amish disasters with sheep flying"
Did ya like it? It's one of my first gundam fics!And I want everyone to know I am not making fun of the Amish!!!.
Review please!
By: Serenity Xavier
Humor\Humor
Disclaimer:I do not own Gundam wing or the Characters or Crayola or Muppet Babies or Mountain Dew(sigh)or um the other stuff I forgot but I wish I did Cause I would
love em and keep em forever and ever,Pleez do not sue me. Thanx
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Chapter1 "Road trip!"
It was a pretty average day, Everyone was at Heero's Apartment................just because.
Wufei was watching Muppet Babies, Quatre was carving a ham (???) ,Heero was on his laptop,
Duo was putting abunch of little braids in his hair , and Trowa had went to the bathroom muttering somthing
about how cottonballs would someday rule the world. Duo decided he was bored and turned on the radio.
The annoying radio man announced a contest and the 5th caller that knew how to disable a atomic bomb,
got tickets to a basket ball game. "HEEEERO,"Duo called. He handed Heero the phone . "I'm sorry your a 1st caller!"
the man said Heero dialed again "Hello you are the 3rd caller mabey next time!" Heero threw the phone down angrilly.
Luckilly it hit the Redial button. "Congraulations!,You are the 5th caller ,Now to win the tikets tell me,How do you disarm an atomic bomb?" "well," Heero began"first you.....WE INTERUPT THIS FIC BECAUSE I DO NOT KNOW HOW TO DISARM BOMB'S AND MY BROTHER IS BUSY NOW!
"YOU'R RIGHT!" yelled the radio announcer . Heero handed the phone to Duo. As soon as Duo was off the phone he smiled "why were you so nice to answer the question?" he giggled happily. "Because I'm going to that game with you so I can break that stupid blind date..........." Heero said"I know it's Relena and Quatre set it up he's on her team ya know.....crap I wish she would leave me alone, besideds after the game I think I 'll blow up the gym" Duo was joyously prancing around the house until he heard the radio man say that the tikets had somehow combusted. "NOOOOOO!" he cried. "But before you slit your wrists come on down to the station in Saint Louis Missuori and get a big juicy prize!!!!!!!!!" said the radio announcer again.
"Road Trip!"
every one said at once.......including the ham Quatre was carving (shudder). Trowa came from the bathroom, On each shoulder sat a cotton ball with little jiggly eye's and evil phyco Crayola Marker smiles.......Bob & Cob.
"Bob, Cob, shall we go with them?" asked Trowa looking at each cotton ball of unknown evil lurking deep within!
DA DA DAAAAAAAA!
"Obey the machine" they said blandly."We must attend this road trip to further infect the influence of the machine."
Everyone got into Trowa's car they had stolen from a midget and a possesd cow. (???)
Duo hopped up front "Shotgun!" he yelled as he sat down.
Quatre called his mother on his cell-phone . "Yes Mother, I will be fine......No......Well yes Duo's going...."
Quatre was obviously losing the battle of permision to go, so Trowa grabbed the phone and said "We must go!"
and broke it handing it back to a Quatre who looked as if he were about to cry.
Wufei sat in the middle grouchy because he didn't find out if Miss Piggy was cheating on Kermit the frog!
Quatre sat beside him crying and clasping his dear little cell-phone (with a pooh bear cover!) to his chest.: (
Heero took the driver seat and Trowa was asking his cotton companions wich shoulder they would like to set on.
"I don't want to go with Trowa He's scary!" cried Quatre. Heero rolled his eyes and strapped Trowa to the
roof of the car . They heard somthing from the trunk but ignored it and drove to a local gas station to
get some neccary items for their journey. Duo grabbed Quatre and Wufei and went inside as Heero filled the gas tank, And Trowa hit his head repeatedly on the hood yelling "KILL THE BOLONEY CHICKEN DARN YOU!"
Inside Quatre went to the bathroom while Duo grabbed 50 bottled Mountain Dews. Wufei luckily saw the ending of the show on a televison hanging overhead. He happily skipped off to the Candy aisle. Heero came in and was
asked to pay for everything. He smiled slyly and pulled out Rellena's "Visa Platinum" .
They went outside and got back in the car.
"DUOOO TURN UP THE AIR !!!" whined Quatre Claming he was about to have a heat stroke.
"Shut up or I'll make you ride with Trowa!" he replied smiling evily, Quatre shudderd adn began to softly cry. : (
Again somthing was heard from the trunk but no one noticed , Because they couldn't hear over Quatre's sobs and Duo's "Duo's recording session " CD. "So we are going to Missuri right?" asked Heero. "Yea, Um from New York ." said Duo unfolding a road map witch took up the whole car Heero just continued to drive thru hedges .Sivilllians & dogs. Quatre started screaming that he was lost somwhere near Texas . Duo smiled and pulled the map back closed "Ok, I think were in Pennsylvania." he said "The sun is setting vampires are gonna eat ussss!" cried Quatre . They pulled into a small farm of Amish people with horses and buggies everywhere. Quatre giggled "Yay,
now we can be pioneers!" he said Hopping from the car and gettingrid of his beeper and cellphone.
"I want one of those!" whined Duo pointing to a womans little white bun hat. "Welcome my sons have ye come for a nights rest?" asked a man with a large hat and fuzzy beard in a broad skottish accent. Heero started speaking in about ten different langueges and started sighning "What languege is he speaking?" asked Duo.
They were escorted to a barn where they were to stay the night .
What will happen while the Guys are staying with the Amish? What about Trowa? And what is the noise from the trunk? find out in the next chapter "Amish disasters with sheep flying"
Did ya like it? It's one of my first gundam fics!And I want everyone to know I am not making fun of the Amish!!!.
Review please!