So yeah, I was bored so my best friend Honorary-Weasley-Lover and I decided to make fun of come of the FMA characters. Don't know whether it's actually funny, don't care.
(BTW: I absolutely love FMA and all of these characters, so please don't take offence.)
(I also don't own Fullmetal Alchemist. Not matter how hard I wish. And Wish. AND WISH! )
Edward, Alphonse, Roy, Riza, Hughes, Armstrong, Winry, Rose, Pinako, Havoc, Scheska, Envy, Lust, Gluttony and Wrath have logged in.
Roy: Hey guys, I'm Edward Elric, the Fullmetal Pipsqueak!
Edward: And I'm Colonel Roy Bastard, and I love myself!
Riza: Bad mental image... *Grimace*
Havoc: My name is Riza Hawkeye, and I'm so very desperately in love with Roy Mustang!
Riza: Yeah, and I'm Jean Havoc, and I'm smoke way too much!
Havoc: *cough cough* Whatever...
Lust: And my name is Winry, and I need to wear more clothes.
Winry: And my name is Lust, and I NEED TO WEAR MORE CLOTHES! And underwear, I need to start wearing underwear.
Lust: How did you know?
Pinako: WAY too much information!
Envy: Calm down ladies, no need to fight!
Winry+ Lust: Shut up palm tree.
Envy: BROTHER! They're picking on me!
Alphonse: Hey, that's my line!
Edward: And I'm not your brother!
Envy: ! Hoenheim!
Edward: Sorry, but Daddy isn't here.
Envy: *Sniff sniff*
Envy has logged off.
Wrath: Haha lol. Big brother's having a tantrum.
Envy has logged on.
Envy: I AM NOT!
Envy has logged off.
Gluttony: What a dick.
*Everyone except Gluttony and Lust*: You can talk?
Gluttony: ...
Rose: Okaaaayy... I'm Wrath and I cry too much.
Wrath: I'm Rose and I have horrible pink hair.
Hughes: And I'm Armstrong and I don't take steroids, it's all natural!
Armstrong: That's right! These muscles have been passed down the Armstrong line!
Pinako: Riiiiiight...
Armstrong: And I'm Hughes and I'm in love with my daughter Elisia!
Hughes: Does everyone was to see a picture?
Everyone has received an e-mail from: Hughes.
*Everyone*: HUGHES!
Hughes: ...Er, I have to go now... Coming Gracia!
Hughes has logged off.
Edward: Well I'm bored... Hey Al, want to go hang out with Fletcher and Russel?
Alphonse: Sure, hey Winry, wanna come?
Winry: Of Course!
Cheska: Can I als-
Everyone has logged off.
Cheska: Well that leaves me with... me. I'm just going to go write out the entire English Dictionary from memory. Bye.
Cheska has logged off.
And no, I do not care if there are spelling mistakes or bad grammar.
*Warning: this probably won't be updated for a while, since I only started it to blow off steam*