I Wish I Was Barbie
disclaimer: I do not own Invader Zim, Barbie, or the bumper sticker logo thingy! So don't sue me!
A/N: I just had one wacky idea, from thinking about the bumper sticker that says "I wish I was Barbie, that bitch has everything." I love that bumper sticker. Anyways, please read and review! I hope you don't think I'm insane!
"GIR! Will you please get down here!" Zim shouted at the small green dog. GIR stared down at his master from his perch, "but there are dogs! They might bark at me!"
"GIR, you are a dog! REMEMBER! BARK BACK!"
"I thought I was a cat? And cats don't bark! We have more class."
"YOUR A DOG! NOT A CAT! AND I AS YOUR MASTER DEMAND YOU GET DOWN HERE RIGHT NOW!!" Zim shouted, causing the people in the park to stare at him. GIR dropped down from the tree, landing on his head. Zim, annoyed, grabbed his leash and started dragging him towards the base.
"Now, you understand that you could have jeopardized the whole mission today, correct!"
GIR watched a boy walk down the street bobbing his head, so he copied.
"Good, I guess I'll let you go do your..advanced stuff now. I am going down to the lab." Zim turned and walked towards the toilet. As soon as he disappeared, GIR turned towards where Zim was standing, "what'd ya' say?"
Not seeing, or getting a response from his master, GIR decided to go out and get some tacos. "Doom, doomy doom, doomys doom, doom doom doom."
The little dog sang, as he walked down towards the Krazy Taco place. A few of the smarter humans looked at him, but decided it must be the heat. GIR's walk would've been un-eventful, besides him running right into a car. GIR shook his head, and saw a shiny bumper sticky. 'I wish I was Barbie, that bitch has everything.' "The monkeys have sent me a message!!! I must obey!!" he yelled, "TACOS!"
Zim came upstairs to find his SIR eating some tacos. "How do you eat that disgusting human food! They don't even have labeled meat!" (Taco Bell doesn't have labeled meat either!! its dingo!) GIR stared at him, "I wish I was Barbie, that bitch has everything."
"What...did you just say?"
"What?"
"What did you just say, GIR?!"
"I love tacos?"
"No, just a few human seconds ago!"
"Uh?"
"That thing, 'I wish I was barbie'!"
"The Monkey message?"
"YES! Wait, no, the one about Barbie!"
"I wish I was barbie, that bitch has everything?"
"YEEES!!!! Where did you get that?! Did that Dib-worm experiment on your circuitry?!"
"No, I ran into something hard, and then, the monkeys sent me it!"
"....What did you run into?"
"Something hard."
"More details, GIR!"
"It was blue, beat up, and had a funny metal plate, like this!" GIR pulled out a license plate.
"That message was on a human transportation device!" the wheels started to turn in Zim's head, making yet another insanely weird plan. "GIR, I have a plan to take over these worms!"
"YEAAA!"
"We'll give them their wish...to be 'Barbie'. But, we shall make them also become slaves to the irken Empire! How easy enslaving this filthy planet shall be!" the alien started to cackle, soon joined by his insane robot.
Well, thats the first chapter! Don't you just love these stories that are so...weird? Anyways, review and leave your death threats and stuff.......I'll try to have a new chapter out soon!
Peace, Love, Pink Poodles! "Reality is going to fall on us soon, good thing I brought an umbrella"
*ZB*
disclaimer: I do not own Invader Zim, Barbie, or the bumper sticker logo thingy! So don't sue me!
A/N: I just had one wacky idea, from thinking about the bumper sticker that says "I wish I was Barbie, that bitch has everything." I love that bumper sticker. Anyways, please read and review! I hope you don't think I'm insane!
"GIR! Will you please get down here!" Zim shouted at the small green dog. GIR stared down at his master from his perch, "but there are dogs! They might bark at me!"
"GIR, you are a dog! REMEMBER! BARK BACK!"
"I thought I was a cat? And cats don't bark! We have more class."
"YOUR A DOG! NOT A CAT! AND I AS YOUR MASTER DEMAND YOU GET DOWN HERE RIGHT NOW!!" Zim shouted, causing the people in the park to stare at him. GIR dropped down from the tree, landing on his head. Zim, annoyed, grabbed his leash and started dragging him towards the base.
"Now, you understand that you could have jeopardized the whole mission today, correct!"
GIR watched a boy walk down the street bobbing his head, so he copied.
"Good, I guess I'll let you go do your..advanced stuff now. I am going down to the lab." Zim turned and walked towards the toilet. As soon as he disappeared, GIR turned towards where Zim was standing, "what'd ya' say?"
Not seeing, or getting a response from his master, GIR decided to go out and get some tacos. "Doom, doomy doom, doomys doom, doom doom doom."
The little dog sang, as he walked down towards the Krazy Taco place. A few of the smarter humans looked at him, but decided it must be the heat. GIR's walk would've been un-eventful, besides him running right into a car. GIR shook his head, and saw a shiny bumper sticky. 'I wish I was Barbie, that bitch has everything.' "The monkeys have sent me a message!!! I must obey!!" he yelled, "TACOS!"
Zim came upstairs to find his SIR eating some tacos. "How do you eat that disgusting human food! They don't even have labeled meat!" (Taco Bell doesn't have labeled meat either!! its dingo!) GIR stared at him, "I wish I was Barbie, that bitch has everything."
"What...did you just say?"
"What?"
"What did you just say, GIR?!"
"I love tacos?"
"No, just a few human seconds ago!"
"Uh?"
"That thing, 'I wish I was barbie'!"
"The Monkey message?"
"YES! Wait, no, the one about Barbie!"
"I wish I was barbie, that bitch has everything?"
"YEEES!!!! Where did you get that?! Did that Dib-worm experiment on your circuitry?!"
"No, I ran into something hard, and then, the monkeys sent me it!"
"....What did you run into?"
"Something hard."
"More details, GIR!"
"It was blue, beat up, and had a funny metal plate, like this!" GIR pulled out a license plate.
"That message was on a human transportation device!" the wheels started to turn in Zim's head, making yet another insanely weird plan. "GIR, I have a plan to take over these worms!"
"YEAAA!"
"We'll give them their wish...to be 'Barbie'. But, we shall make them also become slaves to the irken Empire! How easy enslaving this filthy planet shall be!" the alien started to cackle, soon joined by his insane robot.
Well, thats the first chapter! Don't you just love these stories that are so...weird? Anyways, review and leave your death threats and stuff.......I'll try to have a new chapter out soon!
Peace, Love, Pink Poodles! "Reality is going to fall on us soon, good thing I brought an umbrella"
*ZB*