A/N: Hiya! So, charliebrown1234, BlinkingAngel, and I got bored last night/right now, changed names in our phones, and had conversations with each other as characters from Sherlock. I was Lestrade, BlinkingAngel was Sherlock, and charliebrown1234. This is half of the result of our messing around.
The other half is charliebrown1234's "Text conversations: Mycroft and Sherlock." Go read it. NOW! *smiles sweetly* enjoooooy!
Sherlock, we have a new case.
GL
Lestrade! You can't just steal my clever way of signing off texts!
SH
Oh dear God, I'm not even going to try to argue with you...
GL
Good. You and I both know that arguing will only end in me being right. And maybe a few tears. On a good day.
SH
You being right- I don't have time for this! We have a new case, come down to the Yard.
GL
Be right there.
SH
Are you using again...?
GL
Depends, using what? I'm using a couch at the moment.
SH
Sherlock, you're being deliberately obtuse.
GL
No I'm not. I am completely equilateral.
SH
And now you're just being completely ridiculous
GL
Ridiculous? Ridiculous? This. Is. LONDON.
SH
Now I'm using a chair.
SH
Yeah... You're using again. Don't actually come. I don't want Anderson making more of an ass of himself than usual
GL
Then I apologize for your near-future disappointment. Anderson can't help what's in his nature.
SH
If you don't come, I won't be disappointed. Unless you want me to call another drugs bust...?
GL
I'll come. Not using anything. I've been four days without sleep. Thinking. What's the case?
SH
Four days? Sherlock, people need sleep. Like it or not, you are people.
You don't get to know about the case until you get some sleep.
GL
Fine.
SH
So, um... you should review!