These 3 part Halloween stories were inspired by horror films and the Halloween specials from "The Simpsons" and "Regular Show" and these stories were spoofs from the horror films. Thank you "The Simpsons" and "Regular Show".

KING OF VAMPIRE POP

"In Breaking News, 2 women has been hospitalized for a mysterious animal bite on their necks..." as told by the local news,

"It's gonna be a vampire!" Aki exclaimed,

"Um, vampires don't exist Aki." I said,

"Well take a good look at their necks, 2 neck holes on them, it's so vampire and I called it." Aki said,

"'GASP' Look!", Sarah shrieked in horror and we looked at the screen and the unconscience women were identified as Su Yung Xhang and Neewa Estevez,

"No! Su Yung and Neewa! Let's find that vampire and pay him a visit. I'll get my hockey stick." I said and went to get my hockey stick,

"Aki and I'll get some garlic in the fridge." Sarah said and she and Aki went to the kitchen for some garlic,

"You know what's odd Sarah?" Aki asked,

"What is?" Sarah asked back,

"When they're bitten, they were like smiling and it's like...they're enjoying it." Aki answered,

"Hmmm...you're right. Well let's snatch us a vampire and get our friends back." I said,

Later, we went out, so Sarah, Aki and I went to the hospital to check on their friends and as we reached the hospital, there was panic, the nurses were in such a huge panic the most, one nurse apporached us in panic, that nurse is Stacey Lepage, she worked well with Sarah together,

"Stacey what happened?" Sarah asked,

"Our 2 patients are gone!" Stacey answered panicking,

"Who?" I asked,

"Neewa Estevez and Su Yung Xhang!" Stacey answered,

"No!" Aki exclaimed in a surprised manner,

" Let's go look for them." I said as we headed out,

"Wait!" Stacey called, we stopped, then Stacey walked up to me, then smiles seductively at me as she handed me a small piece of paper,

"Here's my number. Call me, you love stud." she whispered and winks at me as she twirls her hair,

"Stacey! That's my husband you're talking to!" Sarah scolded,

"I'm just kidding Sarah." Stacey said in an awkward smile, Ugh! Why me?

Shortly after, we went around town to search around to find Su Yung, Neewa and the vampire. Then as we crossed the railway, we ran into Tiffany Lee,

"Tiffany Lee. Glad you're around." Aki said,

"We need your help. Su Yung and Neewa are missing." I said next,

"And we're searching for the vampire who bit..."Sarah said unti we saw what's going with Tiffany Lee, she was all zombified with lust in her eyes and...

"HOLY SH**! Her neck!" Aki shouted,

"Damn! The vampire but her!" I shouted,

"Uh...Michael." Tiffany Lee said in trance,

"Michael who? Michael WHO?" Sarah asked shaking her, then Tiffany Lee floats mid-air,

"Let's follow, I bet she can lead us to the vampire." I said,

"Then let's go." Aki said,

So we followed Tiffany Lee and she headed to an abandoned 2-storey apartment, that apartment has been abandoned for 20 years and we knew the vampire was in there with our friends thanks to Tiffany Lee, so we took action to go inside the apartmen and there are halls A, B, C and D.

"Let's try A1 first." I said, then we checked, nothing, then A2-A4, nothing. We trying B Hall and we split up this time which it'l be faster. Sarah went inside B1, Aki goes in B2 and I check B3 and we'll check B4 together.

Shortly while still in B1, Sarah was checking the room where it must be the bedroom, it was empty and as she was about to leave the room...

"Nothing. I hope we can find the...VAMPIRE!" she shrieks as she found the vampire with her flashlight,

"Honey!?" I called, the vampire already bit Sarah on the neck and...

"AAAAAH! Aaaah." she screams then switched by letting out her luscious sensual moan from the bite,

"I'm coming baby!" I called as I rushed to B1, then there was a bat flew by,

"Aki! Catch that bat! Don't lose it!" I called out,

"I'm on it Joseph!" she called back and follows the bat, then I went inside B1 room and found Sarah the same zombified state with a perverted look on her face, same lust in her eyes,

"Sarah, what happened? Did it bit ya?" I asked, I found bite marks on her neck and I was right then I shook her to gain some sense into her,

"Must go to Michael." Sarah said in a zombified tone and floats mid-air and followed her, then I lost her in the direction of C and D halls because she floats so fast I couldn't keep up with her,

Shortly, I ran into Aki, she lost the bat along the way,

"I lost that bat, it flew so fast I can't keep up." she said,

"Yeah I lost Sarah. Well let's keep looking." I said,

We searched in the C hall doors 1-4 and nothing. Then we went to D hall and we checked in the first room, it was disasterous is there, blood stains and pee stains everywhere. There was also trash and used syringe needles all over the room and there are some used crack pipes which smelled disgusting.

"Yech. I bet this is where people came here to use awful drugs in the room." I said with a disgust,

"Ugh. That's room makes me sick. Let's get out of here." Aki said looking flushed, then we went to room D2,

"Eee. Quit tickling my neck." Aki said, when she felt a ticklish feeling on her neck thinking I'm tickling her,

"My hands are in front of me, I didn't touch you." I explained,

"Then who or what is tickling me?" Aki asked, I checked on her neck with my flashlight and it was a small spider there,

"It's just a puny little spider."

"Spider!? AAAAAAAAAAAH! SPIDER! EWW! EWW! EWW! AAAAAAAAAAAAH!" Aki shrieks as she bumps into me and holds me tight as her breasts squishes my face thanks to her arachnophobia,

"Eww! I hate spider! They're so gross!" she whineed, then took my flashlight back and looked ahead and there all over the room was...

"This room has full of spiders in here." I said,

"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! I WANNA GET THE HELL OUTTA HERE! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" she screamed as she dashed off,

"Aki! Come back here!" I called, she ran fast and cries out of fear and she stopped to another room and ran into a dark figure,

"Oh thank god. Hold me, I hate those icky spiders." Aki pleaded and yet no word,

"Hello?..." then the hissing sounds and...

"AAAAAAAH!" I can hear Aki's scream and followed the sound,

"I'm coming!" I called out,

"Ah!" Aki moaned sensually, but as I got the room where Aki screams, she's already gone,

"Shoot! She's gone. I gotta find her in these rooms." I said, so I searched and searched and searched and nothing.

"Wait a minute...if I can't find the vampire in these rooms, then it must be hiding with the girls in...THE BASEMENT! If course, even every apartments have basements, that's where they are." I said to myself,

I went to find the basement and shortly what luck. I found the basement, I slowly went downstairs as it creaks. Then I heard a small hissing sound behind me and I heard it now loud enough that it's close to me and I flashed the light to it's face,

"Aah!" the vampire hissed and I got my hockey stick set to whack the vampire and yet I missed after my first swing and I fell off the stairs,

"Ah! Ow! Ooh! Eee! Ow! Ouch! Crap! Ow! Son offa! OW!" I hollared in pain, I lost my hockey stick and the vampire strikes again, but this time in front of me as he hisses I grabbed some garlic from my pocket,

"Eat garlic you blood sucking leech!" I shouted as I showed garlic with my light to the vampire,

"Ah! Get that garlic away from me! It's like poisons!" the vampire said and he sounds familiar,

"What the? He sounds familiar. Huh?" I said then I flicked the light switch to turn the lights on and saw the vampire's identity,

"Ah! The light!" he cried out,

"Michael Jackson!?"

"Don't hurt him!" Su Yung pleaded,

"The vampire is really Michael!" Aki called,

"That's right and I'm sorry for the trouble I caused tonight." Michael said as he and the women lit the candles, then I turned the lights off,

"Then what happened and why are the girls here and we saw the new and...why did you bite them Michael?" I asked,

"Because I was lonely. I thought being a vampire can be fun, but I need friends to accompany me, when I bite the women, they have lust in their eyes, when they came here, they were falling in love with me, they even say that me biting them was the sexiest thing I did for them. I guess that went out of control." Michael explained,

"We just can't help our vampire bite fetish." Tiffany Lee said,

"It does get the bets of us." Sarah said,

"Oh well that explains it...well you can be our friend. What do ya say?" I asked,

"Sure. Okay girls you can all go now." Michael said,

"Oh no. No. Please no. We want to stay. Don't make us leave. We want more sexiness from you." the women protested in unison,

"Please let us stay." Neewa pleaded,

"Okay Okay." Michael said,

"Let's play strip poker." Aki said,

"I'm in." Sarah said,

"Woo Hoo! STRIP POKER!" said one random woman,

"Can't wait to see naked Michael. Eeeee!" said another random woman,

"Okay, I'll go first and..." I said.

"The End." Aki said, then there was a pause,

"That's it?" Paula asked,

"Michael Jackson, a vampire?" That's not scary." Tiffany Lee protested,

"He's a hot vampire. I wish he can bite my neck, suck the love out of me and I would ooze all over." Terri said in a squeaky yet seductive tone,

"Oooh. Now that's hot." Monica agrees as she blew air from her waving,

"Spiders are scary, the creep the willy hell out of me." Aki explained,

"Oh puh-lease. Spiders are not scary. They're so tiny." Jenna said,

"Yeah-ha. Even the movie 'Arachnophobia' scares me." Aki explained,

"Then step aside. I got a good one." I said as I got off the couch,

"You're gonna tell us a scary story honey?" Sarah asked,

"Is it really scary?" Erica asked,

"Impress us." Neewa said,

"Give us a good scare." Monica said,

"You better believe it. It'll blow your mind, when you sleep and insomnia gets the best of you because of a certain meddlesome nightmare...and he's know as...

End of Story 1