Bathroom Wars
By The Fellowship of the R.O.W.
As/N: Mikara This is going to be weird, minna! Everything by the Fellowship of the R.O.W. is going to be weird. But, this is our first collective fic, so we celebrate!
Uh…how do we celebrate people?
Yuki Libre! Libre! (Treat us! Treat us!) Or better yet…burn down Hoshi's house!
Hoshi Naze?!
Mikara -Seductive Voice- (Yuki coughs) Because…we like your arms…
Yuki Stop caressing Hoshi's arms.
Mikara I don't caress it! I stroke it…
Hoshi EW! Stay away from me! (runs out, screaming like hell) (from outside) It's the same thing anyway!!!
Yuki I just love seeing Hoshi freak out! Relaxing!!! Anyway, let's just do the fic before this A/N turns into a mini-R.O.W. (now you know what R.O.W. sounds like…)
-R.O.W. member's talks that are not related to the story.
()- actions
italicized stuff-we have no idea. We just felt like doing it…
Maki's house on the hill near Kainan High… (the favorite hang out of people when Maki's not around…which is everyday considering the fact that he goes to a mole parlor frequently…)
Ayako had just taken the PILL
We think you know why
Cry, little wallaby, cry…
Hoshi: 'Wag not 'to! (loosely translated to "let's not include this!"
Yuki: Sali na natin! (also loosely translated to "let's include this!" And from now on, I don't feel like typing the "loosely translated" phrase so I'll just make it into L.T. gets? Now pay attention!
When Sendoh walked in, he said, "Where's my beloved Maki?"
Ayako, not really surprised by this repulsive remark, coolly replied, "Up a tree, headhumping your dog."
"Oh…you wouldn't happen to know where the ladies' room is, do you?"
"Don't you mean the men's?"
"No, I mean the ladies'."
"Sendoh…"
"What?"
"We have separate bathrooms here. ONE FOR EACH ROOM, or so."
"Well, MY room doesn't have a bathroom."
"Well, that's your problem."
"Oh…Shinichi-kun!" Sendoh called, running out to the tree where Maki was, er, doing his business. How he found where that tree was, considering that there were a lot of trees, remains a mystery to all of us…
Maki suddenly stopped and screamed out, "Aki-anata!" Nayomi: Ick…
"Hello, darling," he said, then his eyes landed on the dog. He suddenly screamed out, all giddy like a flirty and giddy high school student, "CAN I TRY?!"
"Sure!" Maki agreed and handed him the poor, disheveled canine.
"Ooooooooh…how cute…AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" Sendou suddenly started to bang the poor dog madly on the tree. Akai: Don't get us wrong, we LOVE animals.
"Uh…Sendoh?"
"What? What is it, dear?"
"The…dog…"
"The dog? What about it?"
"Uh…look…"
Sendou immediately stopped swinging his arm back and forth and gave time to look at the canine. It was all bloody.
(The R.O.W. members suddenly appear)
"Aw…" Yuki said, pitying the hound, "Poor dog." She reached her hand to touch her and accidentally turned the bowwow into…ice. "Er," said Yuki uneasily, "Um…Oops?"
"NOOOOOOOO!" Maki screeched. "Now what will I head hump?"
Yuki, thinking that it was her fault, came up with an idea. "Go to your bathroom," she replied coolly. "There are a bunch of bathroom gnomes having their vacation under the sink. I mean, your bathroom is as big as my dojo, right?"
"Beware of the pixies!" Nayomi piped in.
"There are seductive ho-bags there!" Mikara suddenly remembered. "Beware of the seductive Ho-bags! They might¾ "
"Seduce you!"
"Baka, Hoshi! THAT'S WHY THEY'RE CALLED SEDUCTIVE!" Shrieked Mikara, whacking her in the head with an old weenie in a rotting bun. She does that for a good 10 minutes when she suddenly stopped, all calm now. "We better go back to writing the fic now."
"My puppy," cried Sendoh.
"There, there," Maki grinned wickedly, "need a little…comfort?
Yuki flared. "Just go to the freakin bathroom! How on earth will OUR fic be related to the title if you don't go to the bathroom?! It might as well be called 'The Mole and the Porcupine Hentai Files!'"
Mikara walked over to Maki and whispered, "It ain't called 'Bathroom Wars' for nothin…" She grinned wicked¾ er? Nayomi: it's more wickedly, duh!. Mikara: Er…thanks.
Anyway," Nayomi agreed to Yuki, "This isn't Bathroom Wars anymore! It's turnin' to Bathroom Hentai! Now let's do something about it!
~End of Chapter 1~
As/N: Akai So…wah do ya think? R&R! LK Jr. R.O.W. members! (LK means Yo!)
Hoshi Uh…LK din (LK too)!