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Chapter 1: The Journey Begins!
"Ow!" I yelped, jumping out of bed.
Figures; mom's Fletchling always goes for me, even though I'm only three minutes older than Ry. It really sucks being related to him… wish I had a Pokémon for a brother instead…
You've got no idea what I'm talking about, do you?
Well, I'm Raion and I turned 10 yesterday. I'm a diehard fire Pokémon fan.
The snoring idiot in the bed on the opposite side of the room's my twin brother, Ry. He's a diehard yolo fan and a complete moron.
I dragged my butt out of bed, took a shower, brushed my teeth and got dressed. I know I'm supposed to wake Ry up first, but this way I don't have to fight to get the shower first.
"Dammit…" I grumbled, looking at myself in the full-length mirror on my side of the room.
I have thick blond hair and gray eyes, am wearing a black logo hat with a big pink button and a small gray button on it, (Authoress: She's basically the default female character with a different hat. … and a 'different' size chest…).
In my opinion I look perfectly decent. … Except I have 0 boobs.
Moving on, this is the fun part of being Ry's sister; waking him up.
"Ry, you're undies are on fire!" I grinned.
"Noooooooooooo!" he yelled, jumping out of bed.
Ry has thick short blond hair and gray eyes. He basically looks like me with shorter hair (and bangs).
He rubbed his butt, realized it's not burning and glared at me.
"Dammit, Ryhorn!" he growled.
"It's Raion, stupid!" I shouted back.
I really don't get it. Why does lightning shoot out of our eyes when we glare at each other? Whatever…
…
… Wait. Is he…
"Did you sleep with your clothes on? And your shoes? And your bag?" I asked, eyebrow raised.
"Yep!" he grinned, placing both hands on his hips. "I was too exited not too!"
Ry's wearing a green logo cap with a red feather attached to it (Don't ask.), a zipped green jacket (Again, don't ask.), short purple cargo pants (What did I say about asking? Not to do it.), purple ankle socks (I said not to do it, dammit!), red sneakers (Stop, dammit!) and an orange two-tone bag (I give up.).
"Dummy…" I sighed – just barely quiet enough for him to miss – before softening my expression. "I'm really gonna miss mom, you know? And Ryhorn and Fletchling…"
"Sh-shuddup! You're gonna make me c-cry!" yelled Ry.
"Yeah, yeah. Whatever."
"… Ryhorn."
"Stupid!"
AN ARGUMENT LATER
After that little scenario, we went downstairs where mom greeted us.
"Morning, kids!" she smiled, leaving where she was standing at the stove. "You sure slept well! Are you all rested up from the move?" – Insert suspicious glance at Ry here – "Ry, did you sleep with your clothes on?"
"Yep!" he chimed, being too stupid to know lying would've been the best answer in this situation.
"Go and clean up."
"But-"
"Now, Ry."
"Ok…"
And with that Ry did the walk of shame back up the stairs to our room.
Mom then turned to me with that goofy smile Ry inherited plastered to her face, "Take care of him while you're on your journey, ok?"
"Why do I always have to take care of him?" I huffed. "I'm only 10 too, you know."
"Yes, but he's practically still a baby at heart, and besides, we all know brothers are hopeless on their own, no matter how old they are." I laughed at that comment; mom always takes every chance she gets to talk about how she took care of her brother on their Pokémon journey, even though he's a lot older than her. "If you run into your uncle please remind him not to be too silly, will you?"
"Ok."
My mom's the coolest EVER. She's a Ryhorn racer and a great trainer plus she's been like both a mom and a dad to Ry and me because our 'real' dad's on his own Pokémon journey. I don't actually miss him because he's annoying; even when he is around he's either teasing us or saying boring things about Pokémon. How many times do I have to tell him I wanna be a champion, not a researcher? Just because he was too much of a wimp to make it doesn't mean I'll be… I guess it is funny to watch him tell Ry wanting to be a top coordinator's girly, though… but only a little.
Oops… got a little side traced there, didn't I?
Anyway, Ry finally came back, now looking (half) decent.
"It's about time you got going!" joked mom (even though it's not funny, he's just annoying). "Why don't you say hello to the neighbors?"
"But I wanna start our journey!" I protested.
"Your journey can wait one more day."
"But-"
"Now, Raion."
"Ok…"
With that done with, Stupid and I went outside, me resisting the urge to do the walk of shame. I really hate it when mom gets like this; one minute she's perfectly normal and the next she's fierce enough to make Dialga and Palkia wet themselves. ... I wonder if dad was right when he said I get my 'tsundere' attitude from her (whatever 'tsundere' means)…
Anyway, when we left the house there was a pretty girl with the coolest clothes I've ever seen in my life (I've heard Kalos is a fashionable region, but wow.) and some guy who just looked way too over-confident.
"Welcome to Vaniville Town!" greeted the way-too-over-confident guy. "The name's Calem. I live next door." Great, we're next door neighbors. Of course.
…
… WHY COULDN'T I LIVE NEXT DOOR TO MY POSSIBLE FUTURE BEST FRIEND (the girl with the cool clothes and the friendly atmosphere)?!
"And I'm Shauna! Great to meet you!" smiled the super cool girl.
…
… She's so nice! I HAVE to make her my best friend! … And maybe sister-in-law.
"Great to meet you too!" I chimed. "I'm Raion and that's my twin brother, Ry." I gestured to Ry when introducing him.
"Hi!" declared Stupid in a goofy way.
"Guess what? We've come to get you!" continued Shauna (That's not creepy at all…).
"The renowned Professor Sycamore lives here in the Kalos region." Explained Calem (who I'd rather hear nothing from). "I heard he has a task for five kids, including us." Seriously? Why kids? This place makes 0 sense… "But I'm surprised he knows who you are." Hey! "You did just move to Vaniville, after all." Point taken… but only 'cause I don't wanna look bad in front of my future BFF!
Thank Arceus Shauna spoke; this guy's really pissing me off.
"You know what?! We're going to get… a Pokémon!"
Wait. What? Seriously?
"You're joking, right? There's no way…" I mumbled, dumbstruck.
"It's true!"
"Oh my Arceus, really?!" I can't believe I started jumping up and down… how embarrassing…
"Yep!"
Ok, good. She doesn't think I'm crazy.
But seriously, why would someone give us a Pokémon for free? There's gotta be some kind of catch… I mean it's not like borrowing mom's Pokémon for a while (which Ry and I planned to do), this is way different.
"Yeah! Yolo!" shouted Ry (Am I the only one who forgot he's standing right next to me?).
"Ahem." That party pooper Calem fake-coughed, getting our attention. "We should really get going."
"Right!" chimed Shauna, linking arms with me and dragging me out of the garden, leaving the boys a little behind.
After we reached the path to the next town and I was sure they couldn't hear us, I asked a question that's been bothering me since I saw Calem and Shauna standing together:
"Are you and Calem dating?" (What? I just wanna make sure my future BFF isn't dating that cocky jerk.)
Her eyes widened before she started laughing loudly, "No, no. We're just friends. Why? Do you like him?"
"Yuck! No way!"
"We'll see about that…"
"Don't go there."
"Hehe~"
"Whatever…"
Just then, Ry and Calem caught up and we went over to the next town where a weird looking guy and a short girl were sitting.
Guess what? I got stuck sitting next to Calem. Of course. And meanwhile, Ry gets to sit opposite of Shauna. Not fair!
"This is the meeting place, you two." Informed the jerk next to me as if we didn't already know. He sure loves to hear himself talk, doesn't he? "I'll introduce you." He turned his head to face everybody. "Everyone, these are Raion," – he gestured to me – "and Ry," – he gestured to Ry – "they're twins." He now gestured to the big guy. "That's Tierno. He can really tear up the dance floor…" He gestured to the short girl. "And this is Trevor. He's a little shy, but he always gets perfect scores on tests…"
Ok.
…
That's a dude?!
"All right! Nice to meetcha!" beamed Tierno. He seems like a nice guy. "You know, it'd feel as if we're a closer crew if we call each other by nicknames." I take it back. I hate nicknames or pennames or whatever you wanna call them. I have a name for a reason, you know. "Can I call you Lady R?" Why do people keep asking me weird questions?! Ry looks enough like me, ask him!
"What?! No way! She's a Li'l R, for sure!" No offence to Shauna, but I think Lady R sounds better than Li'l R… "What do you think, Trevor?"
"What?! You want me to nickname someone I just met?! Shauna, you shouldn't put people on the spot like this." Thank you! Finally, someone sensible! Really, thank you, Trevor. "Well… how about something low key? Maybe… something like R-kins?" Scratch that. He's as crazy as the rest of them.
"You should decide what we call y-" Calem started speaking (and actually saying something useful) when that idiot I call my brother interrupted.
"DERP AND RYHORN!" he yell- WAIT WHAT?!
"Derp and Ryhorn…" said Shauna slowly, trying out how the words felt. "Derp and Ryhorn…" Oh Arceus no… "I like it! It fits you guys perfectly!"
"Ry, you idiot!" I yelled, grabbing him by the collar. "What the hell were you thinking?!"
"That you're a Ryhorn and I'm a Derp." He explained, smiling stupidly.
"Damn you to hell!"
"Throw me wherever you want; I always find a way back."
"You… you…"
… And then I realized what I was doing and in front of who…
…
… Crap.
I awkwardly let go of Ry – making a silent promise to kill him later – and sat down.
Silence.
Ry sat down triumphantly.
More silence.
"… So you want us to call you Derp and…?" asked Shauna, trying to break the awkward silence (THANK YOU!).
"Raion. Just Raion's fine." I smiled (awkwardly).
"Ok!" she chimed. "I'm sure we're gonna be great friends, so I'll call you that, too!"
"Sounds good to me!"
YES! I made a new friend! I'm awesome.
…
… If Ry ruins this for me I'll kill him twice.
Shauna turned to Tierno, "Hey! Can we see the Pokémon now? I want to meet my new partner soo-"
"YOU!" declared Ry, interrupting again, this time pointing at a random Zigzagoon who was just walking along, minding his own business. "You are now my sidekick, Derple!"
I can't believe what happened next. Honestly, what's wrong with this place?
Instead of hightailing it before Ry could do something stupid(er), Derple (Yes, I acknowledge that as his name.) walked up to him and did a superhero pose. WHAT THE HELL?!
So after that, Trevor gave Ry a pokeball so he can catch Derple (who happily went in) and the idiot sat down.
"So how do you feel, Derp? It was such a cool feeling when Trevs and I met our Pokémon! Hope you feel the same way we did!"
"I'm awesome." grinned Ry. … I hate it when he sounds like me…
Anyway, Tierno picked up some kind of chest, placing it on the table, and opened it.
I can't believe it… my first Pokémon…
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