Chapter 1
This One Goes Out
*Cloud sat up and looked over at his love*
Cloud: So..hot..
*He stood up and stared at it*
Cloud: Hooooot..
*Then Tifa walked over and shoved herself in his face*
Tifa: Hi Cloud!
Cloud: MOVE OUT OF MY WAY, WOMAN!
*He shoved Tifa aside*
Tifa: Ner?
*Then Aerith walked over and tried to shove herself too*
Aerith: HALLO CLOUDIA! WIE GEHTS?
Cloud: EWWWWWWW!
*He pushes Aerith aside*
Aerith: Duh.
*Cloud walks over and smacks his BEEEEFCAKE's ass*
Cloud: Hmmm..
*It was having a conversation with Barret*
Barret: So I shot him! HAHAHAHAHAHA damn.
*Cloud walked out onto the deck of the Highwind*
Cloud: Maybe now he knows.
*Just then, his DREAAAAAMBOAT walked over and sat next to him*
Cloud: You know, I.. I love you.
*Silence*
Cloud: OH BABEY YOU ARE SO HOT!
*Cloud jumps on top and has fun*
*Just then, Cid walked out*
Cid: Jesus Christ!
*Cid jumped off the Highwind*
Cloud: Um.oops.
*Then Vincent walked out*
Vincent: SINNER!
*Vincent blew his brains out then jumped off the Highwind*
Cloud: Okay.
*Then Tifa walked out*
Tifa: Cloud, how could you?!
Cloud: Oh, Tifa!
*He jumped off and pulled his pants up*
Tifa: Am I not good enough?!
Cloud: No! Well.yes.
Tifa: AM I NOT HOT ENOUGH?!
Cloud: No! Well.yes.
*Tifa smacks him*
Tifa: I can't be worse than a moogle!
*Cloud looks over at the moogle*
Cloud: Tifa, just listen.
Tifa: NO! I'm sick of listening!
*She runs down into a random room in the Highwind*
Cloud: I'm sorry about that, my love.
*He turns to the moogle*
Cloud: Finally, we are alone at last.
-meanwhile-
*Sephiroth was standing at the top of Northern Crater*
Sephiroth: Today is a fine day for Sephiroth.
*Sight of the Highwind made him think naughty thoughts*
Sephiroth: I am thinking naughty thoughts.
*So he used hiZ hott strong legz to jump into da heighwind*
-meanwhile again-
Aerith: Vincent, have you seen Cloud?
Vincent: I think he's up on deck.
Aerith: Vincent! You're all wet!
*He shrugs and is angsty*
Vincent: I am always wet.
*Aerith rips off the bottom of her dress*
Aerith: Now I am wearing a hoochie dress.
Vincent: You wish.
-meanwhile meanwhile meanwhile-
*Tifa sat in the corner of her room, crying*
Tifa: Why do you love the moogle.?
*Then she felt an arm around her*
Sephiroth: It's okay, becuz I luv u.
Tifa: O Sephiroth.
*She kissed him hott face*
-meanwhile again II-
*Reno turned in his sleep-he's having a dream*
Reno: Hello? Who are you?
*Jenova comes up through the floor*
Jenova: Hey you sexy bitch.
Reno: God you're such a love bunny.
*The two of them cuddle for a long time*
The End.
Au: Yes, there are more chapters. It's.um..yeah.
*Cloud sat up and looked over at his love*
Cloud: So..hot..
*He stood up and stared at it*
Cloud: Hooooot..
*Then Tifa walked over and shoved herself in his face*
Tifa: Hi Cloud!
Cloud: MOVE OUT OF MY WAY, WOMAN!
*He shoved Tifa aside*
Tifa: Ner?
*Then Aerith walked over and tried to shove herself too*
Aerith: HALLO CLOUDIA! WIE GEHTS?
Cloud: EWWWWWWW!
*He pushes Aerith aside*
Aerith: Duh.
*Cloud walks over and smacks his BEEEEFCAKE's ass*
Cloud: Hmmm..
*It was having a conversation with Barret*
Barret: So I shot him! HAHAHAHAHAHA damn.
*Cloud walked out onto the deck of the Highwind*
Cloud: Maybe now he knows.
*Just then, his DREAAAAAMBOAT walked over and sat next to him*
Cloud: You know, I.. I love you.
*Silence*
Cloud: OH BABEY YOU ARE SO HOT!
*Cloud jumps on top and has fun*
*Just then, Cid walked out*
Cid: Jesus Christ!
*Cid jumped off the Highwind*
Cloud: Um.oops.
*Then Vincent walked out*
Vincent: SINNER!
*Vincent blew his brains out then jumped off the Highwind*
Cloud: Okay.
*Then Tifa walked out*
Tifa: Cloud, how could you?!
Cloud: Oh, Tifa!
*He jumped off and pulled his pants up*
Tifa: Am I not good enough?!
Cloud: No! Well.yes.
Tifa: AM I NOT HOT ENOUGH?!
Cloud: No! Well.yes.
*Tifa smacks him*
Tifa: I can't be worse than a moogle!
*Cloud looks over at the moogle*
Cloud: Tifa, just listen.
Tifa: NO! I'm sick of listening!
*She runs down into a random room in the Highwind*
Cloud: I'm sorry about that, my love.
*He turns to the moogle*
Cloud: Finally, we are alone at last.
-meanwhile-
*Sephiroth was standing at the top of Northern Crater*
Sephiroth: Today is a fine day for Sephiroth.
*Sight of the Highwind made him think naughty thoughts*
Sephiroth: I am thinking naughty thoughts.
*So he used hiZ hott strong legz to jump into da heighwind*
-meanwhile again-
Aerith: Vincent, have you seen Cloud?
Vincent: I think he's up on deck.
Aerith: Vincent! You're all wet!
*He shrugs and is angsty*
Vincent: I am always wet.
*Aerith rips off the bottom of her dress*
Aerith: Now I am wearing a hoochie dress.
Vincent: You wish.
-meanwhile meanwhile meanwhile-
*Tifa sat in the corner of her room, crying*
Tifa: Why do you love the moogle.?
*Then she felt an arm around her*
Sephiroth: It's okay, becuz I luv u.
Tifa: O Sephiroth.
*She kissed him hott face*
-meanwhile again II-
*Reno turned in his sleep-he's having a dream*
Reno: Hello? Who are you?
*Jenova comes up through the floor*
Jenova: Hey you sexy bitch.
Reno: God you're such a love bunny.
*The two of them cuddle for a long time*
The End.
Au: Yes, there are more chapters. It's.um..yeah.