hey i am the fish head and todays news. spongebob has a bad secret. lets go live now," spongebob spongebob is it true that you like to kidnap craby pattys and feed them to the poor poeple for free," said the news reporter," no, no wait yes its true i kidnap craby pattys and feed them to poor poeple," said spongebob," why why he was my best staff member why why," said mister crabs," i did it for a reason so people that are poor are ding and we are not doing enthing to help it," said spongebob," well then spongebob i have no choices but to fire you ok so never come back to the crusty crab again," said mister crabs as he leaves in trys," well hats good because now i dont have a secret eny more so shows over," said spongebob," and thats the news for today have a nice day and bye," said the fish head," the end