"Take it out. C'mon. Let me see it James."
"Okay." Apause. "Whad'ya think?"
"That's it?" Maria asked, looking skeptical
"Yeah. What'd you expect?"
"Something...bigger, I guess."
"Bigger?"
"Yeah, I've seen way bigger."
"How big have you seen?"
"Big as in dispeoportinate size, big," Maria bragged.
"That must've been nice," James said sarcatically.
"Wait, what are you doing with it?"
"Jeez. I'm just playin' with it."
"Okay. Let me test it out."
"It's too big to fit in that tiny hole," James said.
"Oh wait, got it! How about that?"
"Its wonderful. You sure know how to do alot with a little."
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"It's beautiful!" Lily gushed at the sight of it.
"And too small for Maria's fingers," James added looking out towards the woman.
"Well every other engagement ring I've seen was made for fatter fingers," she said defensively.