Disclaimer: All TFA characters belong to Hasbo

Author's Note: This is a fic I wrote for AutobotV's 'Megatron the Perv' contest.


Optimus Prime stretched his servos as he stepped out of the base, the young leader felt cooped up lately and needed to get out . He transformed and drove through Detroit to burn off some energy, unaware he and his team were being watched.

Things had been quiet lately, no Decepticon attacks, no emergencies and that's what had the young leader worried. He wonder what Megatron and his followers were up to at this very moment.

*At the Decepticon Base*

Megatron sat on his throne fuming, he was wasting his time here with these idiots that dared called themselves Decepticons. Lugnut, despite his loyalty, was driving the Tyrant insane with his constant praising, Blitzwing was acting crazier than usual with Random taking over most of the time and Starscream was still hiding somewhere.

Megatron looked at the screen which showed the Autobot base. He had a spy camera placed at the base, though no one not even the Decepticons knew about it for he had it placed there for a very personal purpose.

You see Megatron had been fascinated with the young Autobot leader, no one had been able to match him in battle, not even Ultra Magnus, other than this young slender beauty.

He saw that the young Prime wasn't around and wonder where he was, he wasn't going to wait around for the younger mech to return to the base. He headed out the base and transformed before taking to the air to search for his 'attraction'.

*Detroit*

Optimus drove round the area, taking in the sights round the city before he drove up to Sumdac Towers. Professor Sumdac was waiting for him outside with something his hand.

"Good morning Optimus," greeted Sumdac as the Autobot leader pulled up and transformed.

"Good morning Professor Sumdac," greeted Optimus "You wish to show me something?"

"Yes a device that can allow you to look and interact with humans," explained Sumdac, showing him the gadget, it looked like just an ordinary disk except it was glowing.

"I didn't want to show it until it was absolutely functional and tamper free," he said as he and Optimus went into an empty storage room. Sumdac placed the disk on Optimus and it started to glow, making Optimus rather tingly.

Optimus felt his body starting to change as he became smaller, his metal 'skin' disappearing making him feel the cold air in the room. Professor Sumdac stood back as he watched the young Autobot leader go through the transformation before he landed gently on the ground.

Optimus looked at himself in a tall mirror and was surprised at the image staring back. There was a slender young man about medium build but his looks were feminine with chestnut hair that reached his shoulders, a slender face and soft small sapphire blue eyes. The clothes he recognized as the ones he wore when Soundwave sent his team into that virtual reality except the sleeves of the jacket were shorter, coming to his elbows, revealing his slender arms.

"Oh dear," exclaimed Professor Sumdac, wondering what happened "I'm so sorry Optimus I guess there's still some bugs to work out."

"No it's alright Professor," Optimus said as he looked himself in the mirror "This looks right."

"Well if you're sure," stated Professor Sumdac "I've made more for your team and any other Autobots that come to Earth, if you wish to return to normal simply remove the disk like so." He easily slips the disk off and Optimus was back in robot form.

"Thank you Professor," smiled Optimus.

"Please Optimus after all that's happened and what you all did for Sari just call me Isaac," replied Sumdac with a warm smile as he handed Optimus a case with more disks for the others.

"Of course Isaac," stated Optimus as he took the container, bidding Professor Sumdac goodbye and left.

*Over Detroit*

Megatron flew over the city, scanning for his 'target' as he looked over this 'Organic Nest'. His scanners soon picked up the Autobot leader as he headed back to base to show his crew Sumdac's invention.

Megatron smirked and stealthily fallowed the Autobot to the base, even though he will now know their location he wasn't going to blow their cover to the others Decepticons, not yet any way.

*Autobot Base*

Optimus pulled into the base and transformed, setting the case on the table.

"What ya got Boss-bot?" asked Bumblebee, running up to grabbed the container until Ratchet grabbed him.

"Oh no ya don't young bot," scolded Ratchet as he held on to Bumblebee.

"It's an invention of Professor Sumdac's he personally made for our team and any other Autobots that comes to Earth," explained Optimus.

"He never told me," exclaimed Sari "What does it-"

"Incoming Transmission" announced Teletraan-1. Optimus pulled up the transmission revealing Ultra Magnus with Jazz, the Jettwins, Rodimus Minor and Sentinel Prime standing behind/beside him.

"Ultra Magnus sir" greeted Optimus with a salute.

"Good day Optimus Prime," nodded Ultra Magnus "Our group will be arriving in a mega-cycle to conduct personal matter with your crew."

Bumblebee, Bulkhead, Jazz and Rodimus tried not to snigger, all of them except for Sentinel knew the real reason for the 'urgent visit'.

"We'll be waiting for your arrival sir," stated Optimus as his leader nodded before the screen went black.

"It'll be great to see the others again except that gas-bag Sentinel," smirked Sari, sitting on Bulkhead's shoulder.

"You and me both kid," agreed Ratchet

"Well what are we waiting for?" exclaimed Bumblebee jumping up "Let's get this place ready."

Everyone got to work getting the place ready, along with two other Autobots - Yoketron, a Cyber-Ninja master and Arcee, a former teacher and intle-bot - both who joined the Earth Autobots.

After a mishap with an Allspark shard Optimus's team were surprised to discover Yoketron revived into a new body but all swore secrecy as the Cyber-ninja master knew they needed his help more on Earth than Cybertron.

Ratchet managed to get Arcee away from Cybertron and, with Sari's help, was able to retrieve her memory. The femme couldn't believe how many stellar-cycles had past since she went into stasis and felt as though she didn't have any purpose now, she knew they would only want her on Cybertron because of the access codes for Omega Supreme.

Everyone knew after the countless stellar-cycles they had missed, the mech and femme felt as though they wouldn't be of much use despite how they did so long ago.

After everything was ready the group waited for the Elite Guard to arrive, hopefully Ultra Magnus was keeping Sentinel inline. The group arrived after a few breems, Optimus wasn't surprised to see Rodimus's Earth form as a race car before they all transformed.

"At ease all of you," said Ultra Magnus before anyone saluted "Save the formalities for when we're in front of a crowd or certain Autobots."

"We know you and Sentinel never see optic to optic," whispered Rodimus to Optimus "But ya know leaving him on Cybertron wouldn't be a great idea."

The others laughed as they entered the base and got themselves comfortable. The Jettwins challenged Bumblebee and Sari to video games, Jazz decided to catch up with his friend and their master while Ultra Magnus talked with Optimus.

"Hey Optimus what are these?" asked Rodimus, looking at the disks making the others curious.

"Oh their a new invention Professor Sumdac made for us," Optimus explained as he picked up a disk.

"What can they be doing?" asked the twins, tilting their helms.

"Watch," smirked Optimus as he placed the disk on and transformed into his human form which made the group stare in awe.

"Wow Boss-bot, lookin' good," exclaimed Bumblebee with a smirk.

"Thanks," smiled the young leader "The professor made several so we and any other Autobots can blend in amongst the city's population."

Everyone but Sentinel smiled, this would be easier than their vehicle modes and they'll get a chance to study or interact with the humans just as long as they don't reveal who they are. They each took a disk and placed it on as they were engulfed in the same light and started to change before looking in the mirror and were surprised with the results.

Ultra Magnus was surprised at the man staring back at him. A well built man in his late forties with a strong face, dark blue eyes and auburn hair but with silver-white on the sides. He wore a handsome blue and white commander's uniform including white gloves.

Bulkhead gaped as he saw himself in the mirror, it wasn't his virtual reality form. He was a big teen with tanned skin, green eyes and spiked dark hair, wearing green cargo pants, combat boots and a green tank top.

Bumblebee spun round smirking as he admired his form. A small but slender teen with pale skin, electric blue eyes and blond hair with black strikes. He wore a black shirt, black sneakers, a black headband, baggy yellow pants and a yellow jacket, both with a black strip down each side.

Ratchet's human form didn't look the same as his virtual reality one as his build was more well built for a man his age, his silver hair slightly longer and his grey eyes were sharper. His clothes were a white shirt, red pants and white shoes as well as a white doctor's coat.

Arcee smiled as she looked at her human form. A beautiful woman in her forties with pale skin, platinum blond hair and azure eyes. She wore a white blouse, pink slacks and white slip-ons.

Yoketron was impressed with his human appearance. He had olive colour skin, charcoal eyes and dark hair streaked with silver. He wore black hakama pants, a white and gold kimono, black under garment and black zori sandals.

Jazz smiled as he looked at his. He was a man in his early 30's with dark skin, black dreadlocks, tied back and green eyes while he wore white sweats with black strips down the side of the pants, black sneakers and a black shirt as well as a pair of head-phones and blue shades.

Prowl traced his now human hands over his clothes. He wasn't wearing a police uniform like he expected but it looked like a combination of biker and ninja clothes in black and gold though Prowl had to admit they suited him. He had dark skin, long jet-black hair tied in a low pony-tail and aqua eyes.

Jetfire and Jetstorm were very excited at this experience. Both were teens with tan skin, brown hair and amber eyes. Their clothes were the same with the only difference being the colour as they wore jackets, black t-shirts with an oval in the middle (Jetstorm's was blue and Jetfire's orange), shorts and boots. Jetfire wore brown goggles while Jetstorm had a blue helmet and cyan visor.

Rodimus smirked at his own form. A young well-built lad in his 20's with pale skin, teal eyes and red hair with amber strikes on either side. He wore tight red pants, orange-red boots, a red shirt and orange-red jacket.

"You guys look great," commented Sari "The looks suit all of you."

Everyone commented each other on their human forms, each surprised that their forms were more than they expected. The older bots weren't expecting themselves to look so young until Sari explain that all human looked different even in age and gender. The twins were enjoying their experience while the Earth Autobots were surprised at how different their human forms were from Soundwave's virtual reality forms.

"How can you stand being such vile creatures?" cried Sentinel in disgust as he watched the group look over each others forms.

"There is nothing wrong with organics Sentinel," exclaimed Prowl, folding his arms.

"Especially since one of our own is one," stated Jazz smiling at Sari who returned it.

"I suggest you remain silent from now on Sentinel Prime," commanded Ultra Magnus "You have spoken ill of many good bots and others for too long."

Sentinel growled but before he could move something was slapped onto his back and soon he to was human. He wasn't handsome like the other mechs, he still had his huge chin, mattered dirty blond hair, squinty eyes and the most ridiculous clothes. Jazz, the Jettwins, Bumblebee and Bulkhead tried not to laugh.

"Look like we now see the 'real' you Sentinel," smirked Optimus as the other Prime blushed.

"C'mon guys I'll treat all of you to a day on the town," smiled Sari "And if anyone asks you're my distant relatives coming to visit."

"Which is almost true considering you genetic code," commented Prowl with a smile.

Sari smiled back then her. Bulkhead, Bumblebee and the twins rushed out the plant with the adults soon fallowing them.

Megatron smirked as he watched the group leave before sneaking into the base took one of the disks.

"So Professor Sumdac invented something useful for once," grinned the Tyrant as he studied the disk then placed it on. The same glow covered his body as his metal body changed to that of a human then looked in the mirror.

He like what he saw when he looked in the mirror. A strong powerful tanned man with black hair and grey eyes wearing a grey business suit, white shirt, a maroon tie and black shoes.

"Now for Optimus Prime" he smirked as he walked out of the base.

*With the Autobots*

"Man this is gonna be sweet," cried Bumblebee as he jumped into the air while their group walked down the streets of Detroit.

"Keep it down kid," hissed Ratchet "Ya gonna draw unwanted attention."

"That reminds me - how are we going to address each other without giving away our identities?" asked Arcee, she had Sentinel by the servo, or hand as the case was, to make sure he didn't cause trouble.

"We'll need to use human names," suggested Bulkhead.

"We'll think about that once the time comes," smiled Sari as she walked, linked arms with Bumblebee and Bulkhead.

"You're not giving me some disgusting human name," yelled Sentinel as he struggled to get away but Arcee had a tight grip.

"Not cool SP," said Jazz, wishing he didn't know the bot.

Sentinel looked up to where Ultra Magnus was talking with Optimus and growled, even as a repair bot or 'filthy organic' Optimus still had way of up-staging him and he have had enough of it.

He bit down on Arcee's hand, causing her to yelp in pain and let go, then charged at Optimus. He shoved the other Prime into the street, in front of an speeding truck.

Optimus was like a deer in the headlights, he couldn't move a muscle with being paralyzed with fear. Suddenly someone jumped out onto the road and carried him out of harms way, back to the group. Everyone including the Autobots stared in shocked at what almost happened.

Optimus looked up at the person who saved him and felt the heat rising to his face as saw the most handsome human he ever seen. The stranger smiled at him as he helped the young Autobot to his feet.

"Are you alright miss?" he asked as he set Optimus down.

"Y-yes," Optimus spoke in a quiet voice, he could barely speak from shock.

The Autobots ran up, Ratchet had Sentinel by the ear, all of them looking pale.

"Are you alright sweetie?" asked Arcee looking him over.

"I'm alright," said Optimus turning to the man "Thanks to you."

"It's was my pleasure my dear," said the man in a smooth voice, kissing Optimus's hand.

Optimus felt his face getting hotter as Bumblebee and Bulkhead tried to say Optimus was a guy but Sari shushed them. In reality (even in robot form) Optimus, Rodimus, Prowl, Bumblebee heck even Yoketron looked rather effeminate for mechs.

"How amusing this is" thought Megatron with a smile. "Please my dear, what is your name?"

"My - my name?" stuttered Optimus nervously. "It's- It's-"

"Ophelia," interrupted Sari "Her name's Ophelia Pax."

"Ophelia?" asked Megatron with a rose brow "Such a fitting name for a beautiful young woman."

Optimus was awestruck, this organic thought he beautiful?. The two stared at each for a while before Prowl spoke.

"Excuse us sir but who are you?" he asked with narrowed eyes.

"Forgive my rudeness," he spoke in a calm voice. "My name is Mercutio Masters."

The others looked between him and Optimus. They knew sparks were starting to fly between them but they though it wouldn't last when Masters found out who 'Ophelia' really was.

"Eh. . .we have to go," said Sari as she ushered the group away but Megatron caught Optimus's hand.

"Please I wish to see you again," said Megatron "Meet me at the Spark Light tonight."

"I will," agreed Optimus as he was pulled away. Megatron smirked as the group disappeared down the street before he walked away.

*With the Autobots*

"I can't believe this," said Sari "Hardly a human for thirty minutes and already you caught the attention of another guy."

"Optimus always was able to catch several optics while we were at the Academy," chuckled Rodimus "Mech or femme."

"We are just not sure how you organics react to this kind of attraction," stated Ultra Magnus.

"Well despite our progress sometimes we humans are suck in the 'dark ages'," explained Sari "Meaning that there are those who discriminate others who are different."

"Happens on Cybertron at times as well," explained Ultra Magnus with an understanding nod.

"But still Optimus you shouldn't persuade a relationship with this man," Prowl spoke in a dull tone.

"Prowl is right young Prime," agreed Yoketron "It will never work out between you."

Optimus sighed, they were right both of them were from different worlds and not even the same species but something was different about this human something - familiar.

The day went by quickly, the Autobots really enjoyed themselves other than Sentinel who kept making a fuss. Jazz really digged the different types of music Earth had to offer, the Jettwins were fascinated with the local arcade, Yoketron and Prowl looked at classical literature, Ratchet and Arcee actually enjoyed what the organics called tea, Rodimus was enjoying the heroic action films and Ultra Magnus was impressed with Earth's history.

Optimus looked around a few stores, catching the eyes of quite a few men and women. He wanted to get something nice for tonight but he didn't know human fashion or what would be suitable for the meeting. Some attendants offered to help but he refused their help, he didn't want anything fancy just simple. He finally selected a nice outfit before paying for the items and returned to the others.

They would have stayed longer if it wasn't for Sentinel, the glitch-head had caused trouble for many of the customers and mall staff beside they needed to get back to discuss future plans.

After they got back Optimus headed straight for his room to get ready for his meeting with the other man, not noticing one of the disks missing. He came out after an hour, dressed in the clothes he bought he wore tight blue pants, black slip-ons and a red silk shirt.

"Man OP," whistled Jazz "Lookin' fine."

"Eh. . .thanks Jazz," Optimus spoke meekly, blushing.

"Here try this on," said Sari as she handed Optimus a red and blue choker with a blue pendent she bought. "I thought it would suit you."

"Thanks Sari," thanked Optimus as he took the choker and put it on.

"You look great Optimus," commented Arcee with a smile.

"Though ya will need to tell this guy it won't work out between the two of ya," reminded Ratchet as he dragged a bratty Sentinel into the next room.

Optimus sighed, knowing he was right but he felt a connection with this human somehow. He bid the others goodbye and headed out to the Spark Light to meet the 'man of his dreams'.

The 'Spark Light' wasn't too far from the Autobot base, just a few blocks away. The club was in full swing as Optimus looked round the room and took a seat at the far back. A few minutes later 'Mercutio' arrived but he wasn't wearing the same clothes he was earlier, now he was dressed in black jeans, black boots, a grey t-shirt and grey jacket.

Optimus's 'heart' caught in his throat when he saw him, he looked even more handsome than before. The older 'man' smiled before taking a seat beside him.

"You look beautiful tonight," said 'Mercutio' as he took 'Ophelia's' hand.

"Thank you," blushed Optimus then took a deep breath "Mercutio we can't see each other."

"Why not?" he asked

"It'll never work between us," Optimus sighed "We're just too different."

"Can you be certain of that?" he asked with a smirk, a familiar smirk then spoke in a low whisper. "Optimus Prime"

Optimus's eyes widened as he stared at the man in shock, how could he know who he really was? Unless-

"Megatron!" gasped Optimus, backing away.

"Oh how Sumdac invented something worth my interest now," smirked the disguised Decepticon leader.

"What do you want?" stuttered Optimus.

"Nothing really," the other mech stated "Just to get to know you."

The young Prime looked confused, why would this mech - the one that he's been fighting for months, be interested in him. They couldn't work out, they were from opposite sides - enemies in the war. They stared at each other for a while until a venomous song started playing. The music was haunting but addictive.

Megatron offered his hand to Optimus who instantly took it and they both headed to the dance floor. They both moved to the beat of the music, running their hands down each others bodies and creating some impossible dance moves, making the people around them stop and stare.

Both were surprised the other could dance and with such mastery. They dance like in a trance til the song ended and the crowd applauded them. They both blushed before Megatron led Optimus out of the club.

"Wow I never knew you could dance," Optimus spoke in a stunned voice.

"Nor I you," smirked Megatron "I guess we're all full of surprises."

"Shouldn't you be getting back to your crew?" asked Optimus curiously.

"They were warned not to disturb me during my 'meeting'," the tyrant smirked devilishly at the younger mech.

Optimus giggled as they walked together. As they walked together they began talking about their lives, Megatron should have guessed Optimus was an ex-Elite Guard Academy bot with the young mech's skill, agility, determination and loyalty. He knew that if Optimus hadn't been kicked out he would have been Cybertron's youngest Magnus but he knew that even with the position he had now the younger mech was still destined for such a title.

Optimus was surprised that Megatron was once a promising young mech who had been in the position of becoming Magnus unfortunately because of the council lack of better judge he never got the chance when he was judge by his energon line and 'family' background. With other misfortunes that befell the promising young warrior it wasn't long before he snapped and became the powerful and ruthless Decepticon leader that became Cybertron's destroyer and saviour, depending on which function you were in.

"No wonder you became 'rogue' as the saying goes," said Optimus a bit shocked.

"Until recently the council has always had a lack of judgement," explained Megatron.

Optimus thought as bad as things had gotten then he had to agree with Megatron. Both functions had both their positives and negatives, no side with any promise of winning and it would only lead to more suffering and pain for both sides.

"We Decepticons maybe thought of as sparkless monsters," explain Megatron

"But you have to see what they see though their optics," finished Optimus with a soft smile.

The more they talked the more they started to understand each other and unknowingly were falling in love with the other. They were opposites yet they were the same in the spark, leaders, comrades and maybe one day something more.

Megatron lead Optimus to an abandoned building where he set up a private base for whenever he needed to get away from those 'processor-aches' back at the Decepticon base.

They both removed their disks once inside and reverted back to their actual robot forms. Megatron got out two cubes of high-grade energon from his private supply and handed one to Optimus. The younger mech traced his digit over the rim of the cube with a seductive smirk. They drank the high grade slowly, Optimus licking a bit off his digit in sexy way with a hidden smirk, teasing his lover.

Soon they were both tipsy on the high-grade, Optimus swayed his hips seductively as he walked up to Megatron, tracing the larger mech's jaw line with his own digit. Megatron felt his cable start to throb and harden as he watched the younger mech. Megatron let out a tiger-like growl as he pulled Optimus closer, nipping along the young Autobot's shoulder plate and neck.

The love-energon-drunk mechs headed to a back room where there was a berth ready for them. Megatron gently pushed Optimus on as the young leader was spread out before him. Megatron licked his lips hungrily.

Megatron traced the younger bot's lips with his own digit, taking in the younger mech's soft glow and sweet scent. Optimus trembled at the mech's touch, a bit frightened at was he was planning and then Megatron slowly began to caress the trembling Autobot with his large yet gentle servos. Optimus was clearly afraid of what was to come yet excited at the same time.

Megatron traced the younger mech's frame with the utter most care and tenderness, which surprise Optimus as the Decepticon leader was usually ruthless. Optimus mewed when Megatron caressed his audio receptors, his weak spot, slowly.

Megatron hid a smirk as his servos slowly ran down Prime's frame as he gently licked and nipped the young mech's neck, causing Optimus to gasp and shiver in pleasure.

His body began to heat up in a wonderful way as the Decepticon leader began to slowly spread his slender servos, exposing his untouched port, as the larger mech descended upon him slowly.

Megatron traced his digits over Optimus's sensitive area, erupting another mew from the younger mech. The tyrant smirked wickedly as of tonight he will claim the Autobot leader as his own. He reached down and removed his own crotch plating, exposing his big, hard, thick spike.

Optimus looked up at Megatron as the other leader position over him, smiling with a lustful look. The young bot gasped and shivered as Megatron penetrated his port, feeling as though that large spike would rip him in two.

"Just relax now," whispered Megatron "Savour the moment."

Optimus panted heavily as he felt Megatron thrusting him deep. Megatron, despite his size, easily trusted into his young lover.

"Harder, faster" panted Optimus "I want to feel you inside me"

Megatron's smirked widened as he pulled the younger mech closer and trusted harder into his port. Optimus felt his frame heating up as he gripped the berth, groaning and panting with pleasure while his frame shook

"More!" cried Optimus as he felt Megatron's spike nearing it's target. "Oh Primus more"

Megatron trusted deep and hard into the young Prime. The two mechs interfaced long and hard until they reached the climax.

"Oh sweet Primus," roared Megatron "I'm gonna-"

Both mechs cried out as they overloaded hard, Optimus tightly gripping Megatron's shoulders and arched his back before they both collapsed on the berth.

Optimus collapsed on the berth, exhausted and nuzzled against Megatron chaise with a soft smile on his slender lips as he drifted into recharge.

"Primus what a bot," thought Megatron as he soon slipped into recharge.

Megatron woke up and looked round, he was alone in his chambers at the Deception base.

"What the Pit, a dream?" he cursed "It was all a fucking dream?"

He cursed and swore as he got up and stormed out of his chambers. The Decepticons looked on as their leader stormed passed them, his face fuming with anger and rage. He sat on his throne, growling angrily as he grinded his dentals and gripped the servo rests so hard they cracked.

His mood hadn't subsided when Shockwave contacted him hours later. The Decepticon spy swallowed when he saw his leader in a foul mood and knew he'd been in the Pit if he angered the leader further.

"Eh. . . . .Megatron sir," the spy spoke nervously "A private video message was sent to our connections, addressed to you."

Megatron narrowed his optics in anger.

"Well?"

Shockwave gulped and sent the video message to the tyrant. Megatron clicked the link and heard a familiar tune, making his optics widen as a certain bot appeared on screen.

As the music played the younger mech dance the same moves he had before with the Tyrant, moving his slender physic with each teasing movement as he flirted with the mighty leader on screen.

On the last note he lay down in exposed position and softly whispered two words:

"Call me"

The video ended and Megatron sat there with stunned silence and a throbbing cable. There was an eerie silence, so quiet that you could hear a pin drop. The Decepticons looked at their leader as he hadn't moved a strut since the message ended, none wanted to get close enough in-case they did or said something that would anger him so they left him alone.

None of them saw the sinister grin that appear on his face or what was cooking up in his processor. Megatron knew that things were going to very interesting from now on as he looked down at a certain glowing disk.

The End. . . . For Now!