GalaxyFalcon: blowing up the world since 2006
By now, we all know about Final Fantasy VII and how it apparently revolutionized the JRPG format. I, however, hated it. So let's go back a game and focus on the much more lovable characters of Final Fantasy VI and discover just what went down during the game. Here's a hint: insanity.
Now, I am replaying the game, so chapters will be updated based on my progress in the game. Also, some original dialogue will be retained.
This is…
Fractured Fantasy III: A Parody of Final Fantasy VI
CHAPTER 0! THE PROLOGUES!
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It has been a millennium since the War of the Magi, a war which devastated the world involving the dreaded force known simply as magic, which has since pretty much disappeared from the world. Since then, some guys finally figured out what iron was, and decided to go from there, basically causing the industrial revolution all over again. Magical weaponry gave way to lasers mounted on misshaped airships (which somehow survived the War of the Magi) and giant castles made of stone were replaced by… giant castles made of iron, even though they could've built 'em out of mythril, but let's not get into details.
However, there was this one guy who, upon hitting his head on a cutting board while trying to make a ham sandwich, realized that magic was still out there, and decided to use it to rule the world, much like the nameless ones did a thousand years ago.
Could anyone truly be foolish enough to make the same mistake twice?
Let's find out.
-NEXT TIME!-
A Line from the Next Chapter: "I heard she cooked fifty magitek armors in three minutes" "Do you have your head screwed on straight, Wedge?"